List of Minor Characters from Season Five
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This list is for minor characters from the fifth season of South Park.
The Afghan Boys
- Main article: The Afghan Boys
The Afghan Boys are the boys' Afghan counterparts who appear in the episode, "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants". They strongly dislike the United States because of the damage it has done to their country.
Barbara Garthunk
- Main article: Barbara Garthunk
Barbara Garthunk is the receptionist of the South Park Milk Company who appeared in "How to Eat with Your Butt". She helped Martha and Stephen Thompson find their missing son after they mistook Kenny McCormick's portrait on a milk carton for him.
Buddha
- Main article: Buddha
Buddha is the founder of Buddhism. He is a member of the Super Best Friends. His first appearance was in "Super Best Friends".
Carrie Quinn Dolan
Carrie Quinn Dolan appeared in "Super Best Friends", as George Bush's wife, Laura Bush, the character she played on Trey Parker's and Matt Stone's sitcom, That's My Bush.
Cher and Sonny Bono
Cher and Sonny Bono appeared with in "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow", in which they were introducing Terrance and Phillip onto their show. In a parody of their banter from their show, Cher is seen taking shots at Sonny's height and intellect, although in a far more frank, cruel and inaudible manner.
David Blaine
- Main article: David Blaine
David Blaine appeared in "Super Best Friends" as the leader of the suicide cult religion "Blaintology", the followers of which believe that Blaine's magic tricks are "miracles". When his religion does not get tax-exempt status, he has his followers commit suicide in Washington D.C., until he is stopped by the Super Best Friends.
Donald Trump
- Main article: Donald Trump
Donald Trump is an American developer. He is one of the select rich and famous people Mr. Garrison invites to view IT in "The Entity".
Drew Carey
- Main article: Drew Carey
Drew Carey is a TV show host appeared in "It Hits the Fan".
Dr. Larry
- Main article: Dr. Larry
Dr. Larry is a doctor who works at the Alder Research Group. He appeared in "Kenny Dies".
Ed Sullivan
Ed Sullivan appeared in "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow", in which he debuted Terrance and Phillip to the American audience.
Enrique Iglesias
- Main article: Enrique Iglesias
Enrique Iglesias is a Spanish pop-singer. Mr. Garrison sees him singing on television and is inspired by his dancing while creating IT in "The Entity".
Excalibur Barker
- Main article: Excalibur Barker
The Excalibur Barker is an unnamed employee of the Excalibur Casino who appears in "It Hits the Fan".
Excalibur Sorcerer
- Main article: Excalibur Sorcerer
The Excalibur Sorcerer is an elderly sorcerer who works in the Inner Sanctum of the Excalibur Casino. He appears in "It Hits the Fan".
Fleetwood Mac
- Main article: Fleetwood Mac
Fleetwood Mac is a British/American rock band who appeared in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants " where a goat is mistaken to be Stevie Nicks.
Frank Fun
- Main article: Frank Fun
Mr. Fun, pronounced "Foon", is the owner of North Park Funland who appears in "Cartmanland". When Eric Cartman inherits $1,000,000 from his late grandmother, he decides to buy North Park Funland from Mr. Fun so that he can enjoy it all to himself. Mr. Fun hesitates to give Cartman the park at first because it was not doing very well, but when Cartman reveals his true intentions, he yields.
Gary Condit
- Main article: Gary Condit
Gary Condit appeared in "Butters' Very Own Episode", in which he joins Butters' parents in searching for Some Puerto Rican Guy, who allegedly had an affair with Chandra Levy.
Geldon
- Main article: Geldon
Geldon is a dragon that rose when the "word of curse" was said enough times in "It Hits the Fan".
George W. Bush
- Main article: George W. Bush
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States. He first appeared in "Super Best Friends".
Gloria Allred
- Main article: Gloria Allred
Gloria Allred is an attorney and human rights activist who appears in "Cripple Fight". She takes Big Gay Al's case of not being able to be in The Mountain Scouts for being a homosexual to the Colorado Supreme Court.
GS-401
- Main article: GS-401
GS-401 is a prototype, weaponized smart towel, developed by Tynacorp, who appeared in "Towelie".
IRS Agents
- Main article: IRS Agents
The IRS Agents are representatives of the Internal Revenue Service who appeared in "Cartmanland".
Jack Tenorman
- Main article: Jack Tenorman
Jack Tenorman was Scott Tenorman's father who appeared in "Scott Tenorman Must Die". He is revealed in "201" to also be Cartman's father.
Jada Pinkett Smith
- Main article: Jada Pinkett Smith
Jada Pinkett Smith appeared in "Here Comes the Neighborhood", as one of the rich people who move to South Park.
John and Patricia Ramsey
- Main article: John and Patricia Ramsey
John and Patricia Ramsey appeared in "Butters' Very Own Episode", in which they join Butters' parents in searching for Some Puerto Rican Guy, who allegedly kidnapped or killed their respective children.
The Knights of Standards and Practices
- Main article: The Knights of Standards and Practices
The Knights of Standards and Practices are medieval knights sworn to keep curse words to a minimum. They appear in "It Hits the Fan" when the word "shit" was spoken repeatedly after the show Cop Drama had said it on TV for the first time.
Kobe Bryant
- Main article: Kobe Bryant
Kobe Bryant appeared in "Here Comes the Neighborhood", as one of the rich people who move to South Park.
Krishna
- Main article: Krishna
Krishna is a Hindu deity who is a member of the Super Best Friends. He appeared in "Super Best Friends".
Kyle Schwartz
- Main article: Kyle Schwartz
Kyle Schwartz is Kyle's cousin who appears in "The Entity" when he comes to South Park.
Lao Tse
- Main article: Lao Tse
Lao Tse is the founder of Taoism and a member of the Super Best Friends. He appeared in "Super Best Friends".
Laura Bush
- Main article: Laura Bush
Laura Lane Welch Bush is the former First Lady of the United States of America and the wife of George Bush. She appeared in "Super Best Friends".
Madonna
- Main article: Madonna
Madonna is an American musician who appeared in "Kenny Dies".
Mr. Farnickle
- Main article: Mr. Farnickle
Mr. Farnickle first appears with his wife in "It Hits the Fan" where they use the word "shit" nonchalantly.
Mr. Grazier
- Main article: Mr. Grazier
Mr. Grazier was the boys' new scoutmaster after their old scoutmaster Big Gay Al was sacked for being a homosexual in "Cripple Fight". He disciplines the scouts with a military-like attitude, but he also takes naked pictures of them, revealing himself to be a pedophile. He is later caught and arrested by the FBI and his pictures of the boys are shown on the news, prompting the boys' parents to change their minds about homosexuals being in scouts.
Mrs. Farnickle
- Main article: Mr. Farnickle
Mrs. Farnickle first appears with her husband in "It Hits the Fan" where they use the word "shit" nonchalantly.
Mrs. Tenorman
- Main article: Mrs. Tenorman
Mrs. Tenorman was Scott Tenorman's mother who appeared in "Scott Tenorman Must Die".
Muhammad
- Main article: Muhammad
Muhammad is the prophet of the Muslim faith and a member of the Super Best Friends. He appeared in "Super Best Friends"
O.J. Simpson
- Main article: O.J. Simpson
O.J. Simpson appeared in "Butters' Very Own Episode", in which he joins Butters' parents in searching for Some Puerto Rican Guy, who allegedly killed his wife.
Old Farmer
- Main article: Old Farmer
The Old Farmer is an old man who occasionally advises South Park citizens on their problems. He first appeared in "Butters' Very Own Episode".
Osama bin Laden
- Main article: Osama bin Laden
Osama bin Laden was the leader of al-Qaeda who was defeated by Cartman in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants".
Predator
- Main article: Predator
The Predator is a central character from the Predator film series. The Predator first appeared in "Butters' Very Own Episode".
Radiohead
- Main article: Radiohead
Radiohead is a band that appears in "Scott Tenorman Must Die". They come to South Park to comfort Scott Tenorman because they believe the letter Eric Cartman sent that said Scott had "ass cancer". However, when they see Scott crying, they insult him and leave, not knowing that he was crying over the death of his parents.
Sam, David, and Chris
- Main article: Sam, David, and Chris
Sam, David, and Chris are three of Randy Marsh's geologist friends who appear in "It Hits the Fan".
Scott and Tyler
- Main article: Scott and Tyler
Scott and Tyler first appeared in "It Hits the Fan" as two HBC Network employees.
Seaman
- Main article: Seaman
Seaman is a member of the Super Best Friends. He first appeared in "Super Best Friends".
Snoop Dogg
- Main article: Snoop Dogg
Snoop Dogg appeared in "Here Comes the Neighborhood", as one of the rich people who move to South Park.
Some Puerto Rican Guy
- Main article: Some Puerto Rican Guy
Some Puerto Rican Guy is an entirely fabricated criminal who was only mentioned in "Butters' Very Own Episode".
Stephen and Martha Thompson
- Main article: Stephen and Martha Thompson
Stephen and Martha Thompson are a couple with the deformity called Torsonic Polarity Syndrome (TPS), which causes their faces to resemble buttocks. They appear in "How to Eat with Your Butt" when they see a milk carton with Kenny McCormick's school picture on it, believing it was their long-lost son, Tommy.
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- Main article: Steven ("Super Best Friends")
Steven was a blaintologist and a henchman of the cult leader David Blaine. He appeared in "Super Best Friends".
Super Best Friends
- Main article: Super Best Friends (Group)
The Super Best Friends is a superhero organization composed of the leading figures of all the world's leading religions (and Seaman). They first appeared in "Super Best Friends".
Ted
- Main article: Ted (Planned Parenthood Doctor)
Ted first appeared in "Cartmanland" as the proctologist who treats Kyle for his hemorrhoid.
Will Smith
- Main article: Will Smith
Will Smith appeared in "Here Comes the Neighborhood", as one of the rich people who move to South Park.
Zytar
- Main article: Zytar
Zytar is the leader of an alien group that tries to take over the world, as well as the inventor of Towelie and GS-401. He appeared in "Towelie".