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Donald Trump
Donald John Trump is an American businessman, television personality, and politician who first appears in the Season Five episode "The Entity".
During his term as the 45th President of the United States, he was not directly portrayed in the show, but instead was parodied by Mr. Garrison becoming the president. In the 2020 Presidential Election, Trump lost his bid for re-election, translating to Garrison's return to South Park in "South ParQ Vaccination Special".
He was re-elected four years later at his second re-election attempt in the 2024 Presidential Election. Unlike during his previous term, Garrison was not used to parody Trump, but instead he appeared in "Sermon on the 'Mount" as a Canadian-looking version of himself using real photos, similarly to Saddam Hussein's portrayal.
Background
In "The Entity", Mr. Garrison, tired of the airline check-ins, designed a new way of transport, known as IT. He invites a group of rich and famous people to view IT, with Trump being one of the attendees. Trump is shown to be impressed with it.
In "Sermon on the 'Mount", he is shown as the president of the United States. He meets the Canadian prime minister in the Oval Office, who complains about Trump having placed tariffs onto Canada. Trump ultimately dismisses him and leaves the Oval Office, only to get offended by an artist's paiting depicting his penis as small. When the artist defends himself by saying it resembles the size on the photo, he is deported by security and Trump threatens him with a lawsuit. Trump then enters his bedroom and it is revealed he is in a relationship with Satan himself, albeit Satan does not share Trump's desire for having sex with each other.
Later on, he is called by South Park townsfolk, who disapprove of him and his policies, but the disobeyance aggrevates Trump and he decides to sue the town for $5 billion. The town, with Gerald Broflovski as attorney, eventually settles with Trump on paying him $3.5 million, as well as publishing positive messaging for him. In said "pro-Trump messaging" shown afterwards, a synthetic real-life Trump is seen wandering through the desert. After undressing himself and collapsing onto the ground, his tiny penis becomes erect and tells the audience that he endorses the following message: "Trump - his penis is teeny-tiny, but his love for us is large."
In "Got A Nut", Trump invites Mr. Mackey to Mar-a-Lago to take care of his "nut", following Mackey's recent success as ICE agent. Upon welcoming him, he is accompanied by vice president JD Vance, who he then kicks away out of annoyance. Inside the building, he offers Mackey the position as the new face of ICE, since Kristi Noem's face freaks him out. Mackey however flees after seeing that Trump is in a relationship with Satan. Later, Trump encounters the indignant Kristi Noem outside and denies that he wanted to replace her.
In "Sickofancy", Trump takes visitations by various politicians and tech executives, who all compliment his doings and note that Trump does not have a small penis. Flattered, Trump enters his bedroom and wants to have sex with Satan, who however asks ChatGPT for advise on how to escape the relationship. Later, Towelie also visits Trump, but he fails to state that Trump's penis is not small. Towelie then opens a suitcase, revealing a hologram of Randy Marsh, who offers Towelie as a gift to gain the President's goodwill for "Techridy", much to Towelie's shock. In a sitcom-like scene, Trump flirts with Satan again, but is interrupted by Vance, who tells Trump that he can get him a cum rag if he has sex with himself again.
In "Wok is Dead", Fox News reporters believe that "Trump is fucking Satan", but the two deny the accusations. At the end of the episode, after the two were summoned by a satanic Labubu ritual of Red McArthur, Satan goes public about the relationship and his desire to leave it, but claims he cannot due to being pregnant.
In "Conflict of Interest", Trump makes various attempts of killing his and Satan's baby, including making stairs slippery, spiking food with contraceptive, and trying to drop cat litter onto Satan. All his attempts fail however, and instead hit Brendan Carr, who ends up hospitalized.
In "Sora Not Sorry", he finds out about Vance's plan to kill the Anti-Christ and confronts him. Vance however confesses feelings for him and the two make out in the Lincoln Bedroom. Footage of the sex act is leaked upon Peter Thiel's imprisonment and shown on Fox News, whose reporters are all shocked upon seeing it. Trump then claims on a live call the footage was generated using Sora, which is believed by the media.
In "The Crap Out", he and Vance go to South Park in order to free Peter Thiel and Pete Hegseth, who had been imprisoned after being sent by Trump in the previous episode, themselves. They are stopped by Satan however, who was told the truth by Towelie after he had been cleaned and given weed. Jesus joins Trump's side and helps him free Thiel, but has a change of heart at the hospital, when Stan expresses his wish for a Christmas miracle to happen. At this point it is already too late however, as the doctor reveals that the baby had hung itself during the ultrasound. While everyone at the White House believes that Trump is mourning the baby and shares their condolences, he instead is celebrating the death as a victory, while Satan leaves the White House.
Appearance
Donald Trump wears a black jacket and a white shirt. He is shown to have wrinkles.
In "Sermon on the 'Mount", his appearance has been reworked from the ground-up: Instead of his regular style from "The Entity", he has a typical Canadian appearance, including a flappy head and rectangular body. Photos of the real Donald Trump are used for his head. He wears a blue suit with a red necktie.
From "Sora Not Sorry" onwards, his naked appearance also features realistic images of torso, arms and legs.
- Images of Donald Trump
Donald Trump in "Sermon on the 'Mount".
"Why is my dick so small?"
Trump in bed with Satan.
Trump partying near a pool.
A live-action synthetic Donald Trump in a "Pro-Trump PSA".
Trump in his bedroom at Mar-a-Lago with Vance, telling Mr. Mackey to relax.
Trump looking closely at Randy's hologram in "Sickofancy".
Trump and Satan in an interview with Fox News.
Trump after being summoned by the girls using a Labubu doll.
Trump seeing his wife Melania Trump in a bathroom mirror.
Trump in a hot tub.
Personality
In "Sermon on the 'Mount", Trump is depicted as a generally careless and nonchalant, self-adoring individual, clearly seen with the White House being full of portraits and paintings that are showing him. If someone openly opposes him or does not do what he wanted or expected them to do, his most common reaction is suing them. He appears to be very proud of his own dick, and his ego in particular cannot take it if anyone depicts his penis as tiny or calls it that.
He often acts defensive when being confronted about something and simply asks the person to "Relax, guy!" and "Take a rest!" without actually commenting on the confrontation. On the contrary, he is not hestitating to escalate the situation rapidly if the other person does not back down after this initial reaction; for instance he casually threatens to bomb Canada as the prime minister tells Trump to stop devaluing Canada with his tariffs.
Interactions
Satan
At the beginning of Season Twenty-Seven, Trump is in a strongly one-sided relationship with Satan. While he enjoys massaging Satan and trying to turn him on, Satan does not reciprocate Trump's sexual desires, he instead reacts to his antics with visible annoyance. Regardless of his affection towards Satan, Trump treats Satan exactly the same as others when they hurt his ego; he slaps him, followed by a threat to sue him, as Satan states that he cannot even see Trump's dick because it is so tiny.
In "Sickofancy", Satan consults ChatGPT for advise on how to end the relationship with Trump, while Trump is lying directly next to him. Despite this, Trump overhears Satan, showing that he is oblivious to the fact that Satan wants to end the relationship with him. In "Wok is Dead", Satan unveils he cannot leave the relationship due to being pregnant.
Over the course of the following episodes, Trump tries to kill Satan's and his baby, but with no success. Him missing out on doctor's appointments and his general neglect for the baby repeatedly upset Satan. In "Sora Not Sorry", he decides to partner up with vice-president Vance, whose goal also is to kill the baby, and, after complaining about Satan while sitting in a hot tub with Vance, Trump ends up cheating on Satan with Vance, showing that his romantic feelings for Satan have subsided. Despite all prior occurrences, Satan later seems to believe Trump when he claims that security footage showing the sex act between Trump and Vance is AI-generated.
During "The Crap Out", Satan is told the truth by Towelie about Trump's affair and intent to kill the baby, and confronts him. At the hospital however, it turns out that the baby had hung itself and committed suicide, which leaves Satan heartbroken and causes him to leave the White House as Trump on the contrary is celebrating the death, concluding their relationship for good.
JD Vance
Trump is shown to be quickly annoyed by Vance, kicking him away carelessly in one instance in "Got A Nut".
In "Sora Not Sorry", their relationship shifts notably as the two make out after Vance had confessed feelings for him upon having been found out about his plan to kill the unborn Anti-Christ. They then team up in order to make the plan succeed, since Trump also does not want the Anti-Christ to be born.
Melania Trump
In "The Woman In The Hat", Melania haunts Trump after the east wing had been demolished to make space for a dance floor. He initially does not even recognize her, and is repeatedly shown to be afraid of her.
Prominence
- "The Entity" - Takes a look at Mr. Garrison's invention.
- "Sermon on the 'Mount" - Appears as the president of the United States for the first time. He is shown to be in a relationship with Satan and later sues South Park for opposing him.
- "Got A Nut" - Is present at Mar-a-Lago and personally welcomes Mr. Mackey upon his arrival.
- "Sickofancy" - Is visited by various influential persons, who all compliment him.
- "Wok is Dead" - Fox News reporters try finding out if he is fucking Satan. He is later summoned by Red McArthur's ritual alongside Satan.
- "Conflict of Interest" - Trump tries to abort his and Satan's baby by laying out traps for Satan, those traps however always end up hitting Brendan Carr instead.
- "Twisted Christian" - Visits Dr. Poonlover to ask him to secretly abort the Antichrist within Satan, but is rejected.
- "The Woman In The Hat" - Is haunted by his wife Melania after the demolishing of the White House's east wing.
- "Sora Not Sorry" - Confronts Vance after finding out about his scheme to kill Satan's baby, then makes out with him after Vance claimed to have feelings for Trump. He later debunks leaked footage of them making out as AI-generated in order to avoid a controversy.
- "Turkey Trot" - Orders Pete Hegseth to free Peter Thiel from prison.
- "The Crap Out" - Comes to South Park incognito to free Peter Thiel, so he helps him kill the baby. After the baby's suicide, he throws a big party at the White House.
Trivia
- There have been various parodies of Donald Trump in the series that did not feature Trump himself, but used other characters to portray him:
- In "Where My Country Gone?", a Canadian version of Donald Trump appeared. He built a wall to keep all the Americans out. Mr. Garrison traveled to Canada and fucked him to death.
- In Season Twenty, due to the Canadian version being killed off, Mr. Garrison replaced Donald Trump in the 2016 election. He realized he does not know what he is doing and tried to get people to vote for Hillary Clinton but eventually, due to the Memberberries, became president, like Trump in real life.
- Trump in "Sermon on the 'Mount" shares various similarities with the Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, who has last appeared on South Park in the episode "It's Christmas in Canada".
- He frequently uses quotes that were said by Hussein on the show before, most notably "Relax, guy".
- His head is also realistic and uses photographies of his real-life counterpart.
- He confuses Iran and Iraq with each other, like Saddam has done in "Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus".
- When he is first shown in "Sermon on the 'Mount", an instrumental version of "I Can Change" from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut plays in the background, hinting at their similarities.
- He is also repeatedly compared to him by various people throughout the episode, with Satan remarking how they "are exactly alike", but Saddam's name is never directly mentioned.
International Names
| Language | Title | Translation/Remarks |
|---|---|---|
| Mandarin Chinese | 台灣土雞電董事長 (Tái wān tǔ jī diàn dǒng shì zhǎng) |
Unnamed in the dubbing of "The Entity", but was given the title of "Chairman of TSMC" (Taiwanese semiconductor company). |
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