Wake Up Wendy
"Wake Up Wendy" is a song written by Stan Marsh for Wendy Testaburger and performed by Elton John in the episode "Chef Aid".
An extended version of the song appears on Chef Aid: The South Park Album.
Lyrics
Got this bug-eyed girl
Cold hand on my knee
Frozen teeth, chitter, chatter
She's dressed up like a cemetery
Like a cemetery
Snowbound all winter
Blue lips on my cheek
Little tongues, prattlin', rattlin'
Talkin' about them hometown geeks
Them hometown geeks
Wake up Wendy, smell the coffee
Help me into your custom kitchen
Gimme a cup of that old black magic
I wanna get me some of that old home cookin'
Can you feel it, it's chilly and a freezin'
Wake up Wendy, moods a changin'
I got a reason and you got a feelin'
Wake up Wendy, love's in season
Feels like a steam clean
When she washes me
Clouds a bustin', pumps a hissin'
Just peel me off the ceiling
Off the ceiling
Chill out bug-eyed-girl
Zap me into cinders
Pop the thermal mumbo jumbo
Melt me with your little fingers
With little fingers
Wake up Wendy, smell the coffee
Help me into your custom kitchen
Gimme a cup of that old black magic
I wanna get me some of that old home cookin'
Can you feel it, it's chilly and a freezin'
Wake up Wendy, moods a changin'
I got a reason, you got a feelin'
Wake up Wendy, love's in season
Wake up Wendy, love's in season
Wake up Wendy, love's in season