Dodgeball Song

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The "Dodgeball Song" was sung by Chef in the Season Two episode, "Conjoined Fetus Lady".

Background

Chef dances and sings this song mocking the Denver team, after the South Park team defeated them in Dodgeball.

Lyrics

Ooo, baby, come on
Just whooped Denver's ass!
Gonna need some cream for your ass,
It's all swollen and red!

International Lyrics

German lyrics Translation

Oh Mann, Verzeihung,
Das ging auf den Arsch
Und ihr braucht jetzt Creme für den Arsch,
Denn er wird schon rot

Oh man, sorry,
That hurts the ass
And now you need some ass cream,
Because it's already turning red

French lyrics Translation

Vraiment c'est super
De botter le cul de Denver
Il faudra mettre de la crème sur votre cul
Parce que vous avez perdu

It's really great
To kick Denver's ass
You'll have to put some cream on your ass
Because you lost

Mandarin Chinese lyrics Translation

喔 你真可憐
被K到屁眼
只要你找人揉屁眼
保證又爽又止血

Oh, poor you
Been kicked on the ass
If you find someone rub it
It's awesome and it stops bleeding


Songs from Season Two
All That She Wants | Ave Maria | Bingo | Brad Logan | Cheddar Cheese Girl | Cheesy Poofs Theme Song | Chocolate Salty Balls | Come Sail Away | Conjoined Twin Song | Dodgeball Song | Footloose | German Dance | Happy Holiday | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Hava Nagila | Huntin' and Killin' | Hush, Little Baby | I Can See Clearly Now | I'm a Believer | In the Ghetto | It's a Rockin' World | Jimmy Crack Corn | Lookin' for Love | Love Is a Battlefield | My Best Friends | Nearer, My God, to Thee | Nothing From Nothing | Nowhere to Run | O Canada | Over the River and Through the Woods | Piece of Meat | Runaway, Come Home | She Works Hard for the Money | Simultaneous | Stars and Stripes Forever | Stinky Britches | Swingset, Swingset | The Rainbow | The Sign | Time of the Season | Underpants Gnomes Work Song | Wake Up Wendy

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Two | Season Two