Cheesy Poofs Theme Song

"The Cheesy Poofs Theme Song" is sung by Eric Cartman in the Season Two episode, "Roger Ebert Should Lay off the Fatty Foods".

Background

Instead of joining the rest of the class at the Planetarium, Eric Cartman sneaks off and auditions for a Cheesy Poofs commercial. He is hired to be in the advertisement, where he is dressed to look like a gigantic Cheesy Poof. Every time Cartman sings the song, the producers cut it and think it is wrong. For the commercial's final cut, Cartman's act was cut and replaced with a more elaborate commercial with a professional singer singing the theme song. The sole uncut part was Cartman in costume saying "lame". Despite this obvious case of misrepresentation, Cartman is thrilled at being on TV.

Trivia

• The Cheesy Poofs Theme Song has the same melody as the theme for NPR's All Things Considered.
• The theme song can be heard when a Cheesy Poofs power up is used in South Park: Big Wheel Death Rally.
• In the Cantonese dub of "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls", this song is used as a replacement for the "Chocolate Salty Balls" song played during the credits.

Lyrics

I love cheesy poofs.
You love cheesy poofs.
If we didn't eat cheesy poofs,
We'd be LAME!

International Lyrics

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Czech lyrics	Translation
Já rád křupinky Ty rád křupínky A kdo je nemá rád ať chromý	I like crisps You like crisps And who doesn't like them Let them be lame

German lyrics	Translation
Ich mag Käsebällchen Du magst Käsebällchen Isst du niemals die Käsebällchen Bist du lahm	I like Cheesy Poofs You like Cheesy Poofs If you never eat the Cheesy Poofs You are lame

Spanish (Latin America; 2nd) lyrics	Translation
Amor Quesitos Poofs Amor Quesitos Poofs Sin Quesitos Poofs Sería tan aburrido

Japanese lyrics	Translation
I love Cheesy Poofs You love Cheesy Poofs Cheesy Poofsを食べなきゃ バカになる

Portuguese (Brazil) lyrics	Translation
Adoro Queijitos Vem do leite da vaca Quem não gosta de Queijitos É muito babaca

Ukrainian lyrics	Translation
Сирні Пундики Люблять малюки Як не з'їм Пундики Буду я слабкий

Cantonese lyrics	Translation
我愛芝士波 你愛芝士波 唔吃芝士波 冇高潮	I love Cheesy Poofs You love Cheesy Poofs (If you) don't eat Cheesy Poofs Won't have orgasm

Mandarin Chinese lyrics	Translation
我愛起司胖 你愛起司胖 垃圾食物起司胖 一級ㄅㄧˋㄤ	I love Cheesy Poofs You love Cheesy Poofs Junk food Cheesy Poofs Is the best