Chocolate Salty Balls (Song)
- This page is about the song. For the respective episode and food item, see "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls" and Chocolate Salty Balls (Food).
"Chocolate Salty Balls" is a song sung by Chef from the Season Two episode, "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls".
Background
South Park welcomes the increase of tourist revenue by hosting the annual Sundance Film Festival. Chef tries to entice the festival attendees in his Chocolate Salty Ball confections. Other items on sale for the tourists are: "Go Fudge Yourself" cookies, and the all natural "I Don't Really Give A Flying Fudge."
An extended version of the song appears on Chef Aid: The South Park Album.
In the UK, the song was a 1998 Christmas No.2 in the charts and by the first chart release of 1999, it was No.1.
Chocolate Salty Balls was also released as a single, with two different versions with different tracks.
Lyrics
Two tablespoons of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites,
a half a stick of butter, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
stir it with a wooden spoon,
mix in a cup of flour.
You'll be in heaven soon.
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
OOH! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of vitamins,
and good for you, so suck on my balls.
Pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy
then throw in a bag or two of sugar,
and just a pinch of vanilla,
grease up the cookie sheet.
'Cause I hate when my balls stick!
then preheat the oven to tree-fiddy, and give that spoon a lick!
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty balls, they're packed full of goodness,
and high in fiber, so suck on my balls.
(sniff, sniff, sniff)
Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
It smells like something's burning.
Well, that don't bother me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspicion.
Oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my balls.
My balls are on fire, come on, my balls are burning, gimme some water pour some water on 'em, o goodness, blow on them, do something
Say everybody have you seen my balls they're big and salty and brown. (They're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my balls in your mouth.
OOH! Suck on my chocolate salty balls, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. (Put 'em out, blow on 'em.)
suck on my balls baby,
suck on my balls baby,
suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls.
Come on,baby, woo, woo, suck on my balls!
(blow, blow, blow)
Trivia
- The song managed to reach #1 on the United Kingdom singles chart and #14 in Australia.
- Despite having salt in the name, the recipe never calls for salt.
- Popular YouTuber Binging With Babish made the chocolate salty balls following Chef's recipe, but the final product resembled cookies rather than balls.
- The song was re-recorded with an orchestral rendition, released on February 21, 2022.