Something Cool to Happen to Me
"Something Cool to Happen to Me" is a song performed by Eric Cartman. It was featured in South Park: The Streaming Wars.
Background
Cartman laments at the living conditions of his new home, which include hotdog buns in his toy cabinet, and having to shower with ketchup. He sings in front of his mother much to the latter's annoyance while hoping for something "cool" to happen. Cartman eventually stumbles upon Mr. Cussler, who is looking to purchase a property opposite the hotdog stand.
Lyrics
I live in a hotdog,
On a lonely old hill
People make fun of me,
And that's not cool
Isolated from my friends
Against my will
My possessions are now condiments,
And that is not cool
And I don't want to live like this, you don't know how I feel
I've got no room to grow, and it's just so not cool
Just once in my life, I like cool stuff to happen
Everything is changing and I'm not adapting
I'm crying like a girl and it's super not cool,
And I just want something cool to happen
To me
But I live through such pain, the world has been so cruel
Something's gotta happen,
Something that's cool,
I want something cool to happen
To me