O Holy Night
"O Holy Night" is a well-known Christmas carol sung by Eric Cartman in the Season Three episode, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics". Cartman's own version of the song makes mention of his excitement to receive presents on Christmas morning. During a promo leading up the Season One premiere of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo", Mr. Garrison gives Kyle permission to shock Cartman with a cattle prod if he sings the song incorrectly because he can't remember the words of the song.
Episode Lyrics
And, O holy night! The stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of our dear Savior's b-b-b-birth.
O holy night! The something something distant
It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie.
Jesus was born and so I get presents.
Thank you, Jesus for being born.
(Whooo-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Fall
(Fa-a-a-a-alllll)
On your knees!
(On your knees)
And, hear
(Can't you heaaar)
The angel's... something
(Voices!)
O night
(O night!)
Divine
(Divine!)
The night when I get presents;
(O-o-o)
O night
(O night!)
Beeef-caaakkkeee, O night;
O night devine!
Ehh.. chmm
Promo Lyrics
Mr. Garrison: Okay, Children, gather around! Now since Eric Cartman can't seem to remember the words to O Holy Night.
We're gonna use a little shock therapy.
I'm gonna give one of you children this cattle prod and if Eric forgets any words, just shock him a little. Okay? Who wants the prod?
Children: I will!
Mr. Garrison: Here you go Kyle why don't you take it
(music starts)
Kyle: SWEET!
Mr. Garrison: Okay Eric whenever you're ready
Cartman: And, Oh holy ni- (Shock) Ow!
Hey what was that for, I didn't Screw up!
Kyle: Ha Ha
Mr Garrison: No Kyle you can't shock him unless he forgets the words.
Kyle: Sorry Mr. Garrison
Cartman: And, O holy night the stars are brightly shining,
It is the night of our dear saviour's birth.
O holy night....(mumbles) (Shock)
Children: HAHAHA
Cartman: It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie (Shock)
Mr. Garrison: THOSE AREN'T THE WORDS ERIC
Cartman: Cause Jesus was born and--so we give him presents (Shock) OW
Uum (Shock)(OW) decorations.. (Shock) OK on the tree
Fall on your knees and hear the angels .... voices (Shock) OW!
O night divine
Mr. Garrison: Very nice Eric.
Cartman: O night, o night divine ----
There see I remembered that whole chorus didn't even have to...
Mr. Garrison: MISSED IT!
Cartman: Oh night (Shock) DEEEVIIINE
Kyle: Dang Cartman
Mr. Garrison: WOW.....
Cartman: O night, O night...divine
(Shock) (Shock)
Children: Ha, Ha (Shock) (Shock)
Mr. Garrison: Ok Eric, now we're gonna do the French words
Cartman: WHAT?!