Christmas Time in Hell

"Christmas Time in Hell" is a song sung by Satan in the Season Three episode, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics". Satan sings the song after hearing Adolf Hitler's sad version of "O Tannenbaum".

Many deceased celebrities appear as residents of Hell during the song, including;

• Jeffrey Dahmer,
• John F. Kennedy,
• John F. Kennedy Jr.,
• Diana, Princess of Wales,
• Gene Siskel,
• Mao Zedong,
• Genghis Khan,
• Michael Landon, and
• Jimmy Stewart.

A picture of Andy Dick is seen above Satan's fireplace.

Lyrics

Satan:
Well I'll tell you what,
Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here.
C'mon everyone, gather 'round!

String up the lights and light up the tree,
we're gonna make some revelry,
spirits are high, so I can tell
it's Christmas time in hell!

Demons are nicer as you pass them by,
there's lots of demon toys to buy,
the snow is falling and all is well,
it's Christmas time in hell!

There goes Jeffrey Dahmer, with a festive Christmas ham,
after he has sex with it he'll eat up all he can.
And there goes John F. Kennedy, caroling with his son,

JFK & Son:
Reunited for the holidays, god bless us everyone!

Everyone:
Everybody has a happy glow,
let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow,

Satan:
Even Mao Tse-tung is under the spell,
it's Christmas time in hell!

Adolf, here's a present for you!

Hitler:
(Unwraps present to find a Christmas tree)
Ein Tannenbaum!

Satan:
Yes, ein Tannenbaum!

God cast me down from heavens door,
to rule in hell for ever more,
but now I'm kinda glad, that I fell,
 'cause it's Christmas time in hell!

Here's a rack to hang the stocking on,
we still have to shop for Genghis Khan,
Michael Landon's hair looks swell,
it's Christmas time in hell!

There's Princess Diana,
holding burning mistletoe,
over poor Gene Siskel's head,
just watch his weenie grow!

For one day we all stop burning,
and the flames are not so thick,
all the screaming and the torture stops,
as we wait for old St. Nick!

So, string up the lights and light up the tree,
we're damned for all eternity,
but for just one day, all is well,
it's Christmas time in hell!

Gather close together,
and make it quick,
we gotta make room for
Andy Dick.

Wake his mother and ring the bell,

It's, Christmas time...
Christmas time...
It's Christmas, time, in, hell!

Jimmy Stewart:
Merry Christmas, movie house!

International Lyrics

ZH-TW

Mandarin Chinese lyrics

Translation

撒旦： 哦，不要難過 今年我要在地獄辦聖誕派對 酷吧，起來吧，死人們　復活吧 有時候我會大發慈悲 讓地獄谷公休一天 沒有刀山，沒有油鍋 過地獄聖誕節 惡魔都扮早安少女隊 盜版CD都銷毀 燈火通明，門戶大開 過地獄聖誕節 只要你住地獄就可以盡情享樂 一台斤過期人肉加上鮮血果凍 別再猶豫快來地獄門票很便宜 甘迺迪父子： 只要夠邪惡、作惡多端你就可下地獄 所有人： 景色怡人環境優美 這裡就是你的避風港 撒旦： 連毛主席都喜歡來 過地獄聖誕節 西特勒，這是送給你的禮物 西特勒： （拆開禮物發現是一棵聖誕樹） 是聖誕樹 撒旦： 今天不准殺人喔 當初在天堂被退學 轉到地獄來混時間 但我一點也不後悔 過地獄聖誕節 地獄充滿美好夢想 和許多特價拍賣會 呼朋引伴一起來 過地獄聖誕節 那黛安娜王妃 走出了頭等艙 了解外面的改變 順便談個小戀愛 假期就全面停工 連火都不用點 連嚴刑拷打、拔舌割鼻 一律全部赦免 來，有時候我會大發慈悲 讓地獄谷公休一天 千萬別錯過、好機會 過地獄聖誕節 地獄一年三百六十五天 全年無休就像便利商店 咬緊牙關就等這天 過聖誕節 聖誕節… 過地～獄～聖～誕～節～ 聖誕快樂，四賤客

Satan: Oh, don't be sad This year I want a Christmas Time in Hell Cool? Now get up, dead people, revive Sometimes I am kind and compassionate Let Hell rests for one day No Mountain of Knives, No Oil Cauldrons Have a Christmas Time in Hell Demons all in Morning Musume costumes Burned all pirated CDs Bright lights, open doors Have a Christmas Time in Hell When you live in Hell, you live in paradise 600g of expired human flesh and human blood jelly Don't hesitate, come to Hell, the ticket's cheap JFK & Son: Just be evil, do evil and you can get to Hell Everyone: Beautiful scenery all over This is your safe haven Satan: Even Mao Tse-tung likes it here Have a Christmas Time in Hell Hitler, this present is for you Hitler: (Unwraps present to find a Christmas tree) Ein Tannenbaum! Satan: No killing anyone today I was expelled from Heaven Came to Hell to spend the time But I don't regret at all Have a Christmas Time in Hell Hell is full of dreams And big discount sales Call all your friends and come together Have a Christmas Time in Hell There's Princess Diana Walking out of first class Seeing how much it has changed And doing some flirting too Everyone stops working on the holiday Don't even need to light a fire Torturing, beating, tongue ripping, nose cutting They're all forgiven Sometimes I am kind and compassionate Let Hell rests for one day Don't miss this one good chance Have a Christmas Time in Hell 365 days a year in Hell Never sleeps, just like a convenience store Hold onto your teeth for this day It's Christmas Time Christmas Time... Christmas Time in Hell Merry Christmas, South Park!

Trivia

• The song went viral for accidentally being played at a British hardware store.