Even A Miracle Needs A Hand

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"Even A Miracle Needs A Hand" was sung by Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas". This is a song by Rankin/Bass and Maury Laws that featured in their 1974 Christmas special Twas the Night Before Christmas.

Background

After Cartman leaves during the production of the boys' animated short for the town, Kyle lifts Stan and Kenny's spirits with a classic Christmas song.

Lyrics

Kyle:
Now, don't go saying that. There's always hope. Miracles happen most every day.

To people like you, and me.
But don't expect a miracle.
Unless you help make it to be.
You hope, and I'll hurry.
You pray, and I'll plan
We'll do what's necessary, 'cause
Even a miracle needs a hand!


Kyle:
You love-
Stan:
We love
Kyle:
-And I'll labor.
Stan:
Tralala
Kyle:
You sit-
Stan:
We sit.
Kyle:
-And I'll stand.
Stan:
Tralalalala
Kyle and Stan:
Get help from our next-door neighbor, 'cause
Kyle, Stan and the Hankey Family:
Even a miracle needs a hand!

International Lyrics

German lyrics Translation

Kyle:
Wunder geschehen, fast jeden Tag

Für Menschen wie du und ich es sind
Aber erwarte keine Wunder, es sie denn
Du hast deine eigene Hand mit drin
Du hoffst- und ich tu was
Ein Plan- der muss sein
Mit allem was ich machen kann,
Es kommt ein Wunder nicht von allein!


Kyle:
Du machst...
Stan:
Mit dir
Kyle:
Und ich schaff's nicht
Stan:
Tralala
Kyle:
Du sitzt...
Stan:
Allein
Kyle:
Und ich steh
Stan:
Tralala
Kyle and Stan:
Hol dir von den Nachbarn Hilfe, denn
Kyle, Stan and the Hankey Family:
Es kommt ein Wunder nicht von allein!

Mandarin Chinese lyrics Translation

Kyle:
ㄘ,ㄟ,那就不要再哈拉了,開始禱告吧

你一定和我……一樣
平常的時候,一定沒燒香
事到臨頭才抱佛腳
神啊,幫幫我吧
求你,快出現
只要讓我願望實現
將來我一定會還原

Kyle:
我要……
Stan:
我要
Kyle:
奇蹟
Stan:
特啦啦啦
Kyle:
成功
Stan:
成功
Kyle:
在前
Stan:
特啦啦啦
Kyle and Stan:
只要你敢大聲的許願
Kyle, Stan and the Hankey Family:
奇蹟一定馬上會出現

Kyle:
Ey, stop complaining and start praying

You're probably the same as I do
Usually, (I) don't burn incense
I do something at the last minute
God, please help me
I beg you, come to me
If my wish comes true
I will repay you

Kyle:
I want...
Stan:
I want
Kyle:
A miracle
Stan:
Tralalalala
Kyle:
Success...
Stan:
Success...
Kyle:
...is ahead
Stan:
Tralalalala
Kyle and Stan:
If you just wish it out loud
Kyle, Stan and the Hankey Family:
A miracle will definitely come


Songs from Season Four
Annen Polka | Bu Bu Budio | Con te partirò | Dance of the Clogs | Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy | Democracy in Cuba | Der Hölle Rache | Don't Die On Us | Even A Miracle Needs A Hand | Fingerbang | Hukilau | I Can't Wait Until I Grow Up | I Don't Want to Wait | I Walk Hand in Hand with Jesus | If You're Happy and You Know It | Itsy Bitsy Spider | La donna è mobile | Little Bunny Foo Foo | Non più andrai | Old Time Rock and Roll | Page d'écriture | Silent Night | Spilled Blood on the Footsteps of My Mind (Revisited) | Circle of Poo | The Four Seasons: Spring | The Miracle Worker | The Prostitute Song | Third Grade Memories | Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld | Welcome to This World | Wendy's Audition Song | You Got It, Girl | You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Four | Season Four