Even A Miracle Needs A Hand
"Even A Miracle Needs A Hand" was sung by Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas". This is a song by Rankin/Bass and Maury Laws that featured in their 1974 Christmas special Twas the Night Before Christmas.
Background
After Cartman leaves during the production of the boys' animated short for the town, Kyle lifts Stan and Kenny's spirits with a classic Christmas song.
Lyrics
Kyle:
Now, don't go saying that. There's always hope. Miracles happen most every day.
To people like you, and me.
But don't expect a miracle.
Unless you help make it to be.
You hope, and I'll hurry.
You pray, and I'll plan
We'll do what's necessary, 'cause
Even a miracle needs a hand!
Kyle:
You love-
Stan:
We love
Kyle:
-And I'll labor.
Stan:
Tralala
Kyle:
You sit-
Stan:
We sit.
Kyle:
-And I'll stand.
Stan:
Tralalalala
Kyle and Stan:
Get help from our next-door neighbor, 'cause
Kyle, Stan and the Hankey Family:
Even a miracle needs a hand!