What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II
"What Would Brian Boitano Do? Pt. II" is a song by DVDA. A hardcore punk rock version of "What Would Brian Boitano Do?", it is featured in the credits of South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
An MTV music video was also produced for the song.
Lyrics
Fight! Skate! Fight! Skate!
Fight! Skate! Fight! Skate!
What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz wearing a blindfold
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens' fair
Fight! Skate! Fight! Skate!
So what would Brian Boitano do if he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Fight! Skate! Fight! Skate!
When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king and saved us all again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Khan
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody!
No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
(Aah!) I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
(Aah!) I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
(Aah!) I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
(Aah!) I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!
Fight! Skate! Fight! Skate!
Brian Boitano was born on the planet of Kryluck
He came to earth to save us all from war and death and such
Hi de lo de, hi de lay, Brian Boitano's here!
So round up all your lasses, and tell them to have no fear
Say, come over here, my honey
And you're gonna take off my pants
And I'm gonna make dirty love to you
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Trivia
- This song was one of several songs performed at the South Park: The 25th Anniversary Concert.