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The following is a compiled list of all the cards in the game South Park: Phone Destroyer.

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Global Launch Cards

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Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	DogPoo			Fighter	Hits hard with a masterfully wielded dog turd.	3
	Nelly			Fighter	Area damage, spinning attack!	4
	Rat Swarm			Assassin	Four rats, probably from Kenny's house.	3
	Marcus			Fighter	Charged: Throws a drug pillow at enemy leader dealing 30 damage.	4
	Nathan			Ranged	Deals area damage with exploding bombs.	4
	Pigeon Gang			Fighter	Flying. Also totally gross.	4
	Starvin' Marvin			Fighter	Flying, Headhunter... and starvin'	3
	Terrance Mephesto			Ranged	Flying bomber who deals area damage!	4
	Big Gay Al			Ranged	Headhunter. Throws glitter bombs at enemy leader.	5
	Mimsy			Tank	Headhunter. Slow, dumb, and only targets enemy leaders.	5
	Officer Barbrady			Tank	Deathwish: Bomb deals damage to nearby enemies.	5
	ManBearPig			Tank	Holy shit it's real!	7

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Bandita Sally			Assassin	A cute and deadly assassin that runs with scissors.	2
	Calamity Heidi			Fighter	Heidi is a fighter that is both smart and funny.	2
	Smuggler Ike			Assassin	Charged: Increases his attack power.	2
	Captain Wendy			Ranged	Charged: Shoots the three closest enemies.	3
	Deckhand Butters			Assassin	Deathwish: Heals his closest ally or leader.	3
	Gunslinger Kyle			Ranged	Charged: Kyle's allies and leader get +30 attack for 3sec.	3
	Hookhand Clyde			Fighter	Warcry: Damage a random enemy. (22 if it hits enemy leader).	3
	Inuit Kenny			Assassin	Deathwish: Kills the enemy that killed him.	3
	Pirate Ship Timmy			Ranged	Charged: Launches a cannonball at the nearest enemy.	3
	Shaman Tolkien			Fighter	Charged: Remove all negative effects from allies.	3
	Storyteller Jimmy			Fighter	Aura: Decrease attack of all nearby enemies.	3
	Arrowstorm			Spell	Damage all enemies.	4
	Barrel Dougie			Assassin	Headhunter: 35 extra damage to enemy leader on first hit.	4
	Lightning Bolt			Spell	Huge damage to one enemy. (27 damage if it hits enemy leader.)	4
	Medicine Woman Sharon			Ranged	Charged: Heals herself and all nearby allies (includes leader).	4
	Outlaw Tweek			Ranged	Warcry: Throws dynamite. (10 damage if it hits enemy leader.)	4
	Sheriff Cartman			Tank	Charged: Damage nearby enemies with his bullet-tantrum.	4
	Stan of Many Moons			Fighter	Charged: Casts a fiery blast at all enemies.	4
	Fireball			Spell	Damages enemies in area. (20 damage if it hits enemy leader)	5
	Pocahontas Randy			Fighter	Charged: Calls an Indian kid to battle.	5

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Astronaut Butters			Assassin	Deathwish: Speeds up his closest ally or leader for 4sec.	2
	Enforcer Jimmy			Fighter	Aura: Nearby enemies cannot charge.	2
	Space Warrior Tolkien			Fighter	Charged: Rush and strike at nearest enemy with a boosted attack.	2
	Alien Clyde			Fighter	Warcry: Shoots poison at a random enemy. Enemy units near the target are poisoned as well.	3
	Freeze Ray			Spell	Freezes enemies in target area for 4sec.	3
	Gizmo Ike			Assassin	Charged: Splits into two Gizmo Ikes.	3
	Ice Sniper Wendy			Ranged	Charged: Freeze 3 enemies within range for 4sec.	3
	Poison			Spell	Poisons enemies in target area.	3
	Program Stan			Fighter	Charged: Freeze and damage all enemies	3
	Warboy Tweek			Ranged	Warcry: Speed up all allies for 2sec-4sec.	3
	Cyborg Kenny			Assassin	Deathwish: Heal and control this unit's killer for 10sec.	4
	Marine Craig			Ranged	Warcry: Poisons enemy leader by 5/sec and close by enemies by double this amount.	4
	Hyperdrive			Spell	Doubles speed on all allies for 6sec.	4
	Mecha Timmy			Ranged	Charged: Control the nearest enemy for 3sec.	4
	Mind Control			Spell	Control target enemy for 7sec.	4
	Powerfist Dougie			Assassin	Headhunter: Freeze enemy leader with first strike.	4
	A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000			Tank	Charged: Freezes nearby enemies with a cosmic stomp.	5
	Alien Queen Red			Fighter	Warcry: Throws alien eggs at enemies and poisons them.	5
	Sixth Element Randy			Fighter	Charged: Pukes and summons a robot vacuum.	5

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Choirboy Butters			Assassin	Deathwish: Gives you a little extra energy.	2
	Power Bind			Spell	Stops enemies in area from charging for 40sec.	2
	Purify			Spell	Clears all effects on units in a small area.	2
	Angel Wendy			Ranged	Charged: Heal 60 HP to the three closest allies.	3
	Friar Jimmy			Fighter	Aura: Regenerates health on nearby allies.	3
	Hermes Kenny			Assassin	Deathwish: Double energy gain for 4sec.	3
	Poseidon Stan			Fighter	Charged: Slows all enemies for 6sec.	3
	Regeneration			Spell	Regenerate health on all allies for 10sec.	3
	Zen Cartman			Tank	Charged: Attracts nearby enemies. Namaste.	3
	Energy Staff			Totem	Increases the speed that you gain energy.	4
	Hallelujah			Spell	Heal all allies and increase their max health.	4
	Prophet Dougie			Assassin	Headhunter: If he hits enemy leader, pause enemy's energy generation.	4
	The Master Ninjew			Ranged	Warcry: +35 attack to all other allies.	4
	Witch Doctor Tolkien			Fighter	Charged: Drains health from nearby enemies.	4
	Sexy Nun Randy			Fighter	Charged: Brings a choirboy to the battle.	5
	Unholy Combustion			Spell	Deals xxxx damage to an enemy and some to surrounding enemies.	5
	Pope Timmy			Ranged	Warcry: Summons the cheapest ally that costs 3 or more from your hand.	5

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Paladin Butters			Assassin	Deathwish: Closest ally or leader becomes invincible for 3sec.	2
	Princess Kenny			Assassin	Deathwish: This unit's killer has 0 attack for 5sec.	2
	Underpants Gnomes			Assassin	Three sneaky underwear collectors.	2
	Canadian Knight Ike			Assassin	Charged: Increases his max health and fully heals.	3
	Catapult Timmy			Ranged	Charged: Launches filthy rats at the nearest enemy.	3
	Dark Mage Craig			Ranged	Area damage. Warcry: Halves the attack of enemies around the furthest target in range for 6sec.	3
	Shieldmaiden Wendy			Fighter	Charged: Becomes invincible for 4sec.	3
	Stan the Great			Fighter	Charged: Reduce attack of all enemies for 5sec.	3
	Chicken Coop			Totem	Spawns a fresh cock every 4 sec.	4
	Dwarf Engineer Dougie			Assassin	Headhunter: +30 attack for every hit	4
	Dwarf King Clyde			Fighter	Warcry: Strike nearest enemy with a mighty blow.	4
	Kyle of the Drow Elves			Ranged	Charged: All allies gain invincibility for 4sec.	4
	Le Bard Jimmy			Fighter	Warcry: Decrease max health of all enemies.	4
	Robin Tweek			Ranged	Warcry: Give a random ally a big heath boost.	4
	Rogue Tolkien			Fighter	Warcry: Deal damage to nearby enemies.	4
	The Amazingly Randy			Ranged	Charged: Summon two magic cocks from thin air!	4
	Transmogrify			Spell	Transforms target enemy into a worthless rat.	5
	Cock Magic			Spell	Transform 1 random ally or enemy into an angry cock.	6
	Grand Wizard Cartman			Tank	Charged: Blasts nearby enemies with super sweet magic!	6

Post-Global Launch Cards

NeutralAdventureSci-FiMysticalFantasySuperheroes

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	PC Principal			Tank	Knocks back social injustice with PC pushes	4
	Mr. Hankey			Assassin	Warcry: Double the Charge rate on all allies for 20 sec.	3
	Towelie			Fighter	Aura: Whenever an enemy is in the range of Towelie, they are slowed.	3
	Terrance and Phillip			Fighter	Two buddies that fart in the face of adversity.	4
	Mr. Mackey			Fighter	Aura: +7 attack boost to friendly kids nearby.	4
	Satan			Tank	Warcry: Damage surrounding enemies and allies with hellfire.	6
	Santa Claus			Tank	Charged: Fully charge up the power of allies with the spirit of Christmas.	5
	Classi			Fighter	Enraged: When at half of base health or less, her base attack triples.	5
	President Garrison			Fighter	Area Attacker. Charged: Calls a strike on an enemy (22 damage if leader).	5
	Mayor McDaniels			Ranged	Warcry: Resets the charge power of all characters.	4
	Firkle			Assassin	Deathwish: Allied Goth Kids get +8 attack	2
	Michael			Fighter	Michael and allied goth kids are immune to harmful spells.	3
	Pete			Ranged	When Pete or an allied Goth Kid attacks, they heal for a fraction of the damage dealt.	4
	Henrietta			Tank	After an allied Goth dies, Henrietta loses 8% health to revive them. Can't die from own power. Can't be revived.	5
	Woodland Critters			Ranged	Charged: Kills the closest ally you own, gains their attack (Up to 40) and current health (Up to 315).	3
	Scuzzlebutt			Tank	Deathwish: The nearest ally gains immunity to harmful spells and their max health is increased by xxx.	6
	Cow Stampede			Fighter	3 Headhunters. Warcry: Plows through enemies on their path. Moo!	5
	Future Randy			Tank	Warcry: Warps time, pulling all units in range towards their leader and freezing them for 3 sec. The affected allies are healed by 0.	5

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Buccaneer Bebe			Ranged	When Buccaneer Bebe kills an enemy, increase her attack by 6	4
	Incan Craig			Ranged	Warcry: Shoot laser beam towards Enemy Leader, damaging all enemies in the way.	5
	Swordsman Garrison			Fighter	Charged: Deals damage to units in front of him.	5
	Sharpshooter Shelly			Ranged	Charged: Knockback and damage the nearest enemy in front of her	3
	Swashbuckler Red			Fighter	Warcry: Attracts all enemies in range for 10sec.	4
	Big Mesquite Murph			Tank	Warcry: His attacks stun kids for 1.3 sec. Charged: Runs to the closest enemy kid.	5
	Thunderbird			Fighter	Headhunter. Charged: Automatically strikes nearby enemies, dealing 256 damage.	4
	Frontier Bradley			Ranged	Allied fighters have +10 attack. Fighters without area attacks now have area attacks.	3
	War Hero Ned			Ranged	When Ned attacks, he heals the closest allied tank by half of his attack.	3
	Hunter Jimbo			Tank	Jimbo's attack blast all enemies in front of him and give 7 attack to the closest Ranged ally.	4
	Full Moon Sparky			Fighter	Aura: +15 attack to nearby allies. Charged: his leader attracts him with a treat, healing him for 285 when eaten.	4
	Arrow Tower			Ranged	Shoots at puny humans below.	3

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Visitors			Ranged	Visitors from another planet	3
	Robo Bebe			Ranged	Whenever Robo Bebe kills an enemy, her speed increases.	3
	Bounty Hunter Kyle			Ranged	Flying. When this character hits an enemy, all allies gain an attack boost. When this character kills an enemy, heal all allies.	3
	Alien Drone			Fighter	Flying. Warcry: Summon a robot vacuum.	4
	Four-Assed Monkey			Assassin	Deathwish: Assplosion damages up to 4 random enemies.	3
	Sizzler Stuart			Fighter	Warcry: Stun enemies in front for 3.5sec. Increase speed every time he attacks.	4
	Space Pilot Bradley			Ranged	Aura: Allied assassins are sped up, and when spawned they stun nearby enemies for 1 sec.	3
	Commander Hat			Ranged	Warcry: Orders to kill the closest highest cost ground enemy. Until it dies, allies have +50 attack and speed up.	4
	Infiltrator Kevin			Ranged	Kevin's projectiles deal additional damage against frozen or stunned units.	3
	Cyborg Tower			Totem	Charged: Triples the attack speed for 8s.	4
	Dr. Mephesto			Tank	Charged: Pushes back, stuns and damages the ground enemy unit closest to his leader.	5

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Hercules Clyde			Fighter	Warcry: Runs and hits nearest enemy with a magical force that stops their charge.	3
	Medusa Bebe			Ranged	When Medusa Bebe kills an enemy, turn that enemy into a snake that belongs to you.	4
	Cupid Cartman			Ranged	Flying, cute, speedy and annoyingly romantic.	3
	Imp Tweek			Fighter	Flying. Warcry: Pulls in the furthest enemy in range with a firey tornado, stunning and damaging them for 2 sec.	4
	Youth Pastor Craig			Ranged	Warcry: When the microphone hits, prevents enemy New Kid from casting Spells for 30sec.	3
	Priest Maxi			Tank	Aura: Regens nearby allies. Enraged: Quadruples the regenerative power.	6
	Scout Ike			Assassin	When Ike hits an enemy, gain some energy.	3
	Jesus			Ranged	Revives once. Warcry: Heals all nearby allies and forgives all sins.	4
	Dark Angel Red			Ranged	Warcry: Kills the nearest ally under half health that costs 5 or less with no self-revive and respawns its card.	3
	Archangel Bradley			Fighter	Flying. Allied tanks have +150 max health and enemies near allied tanks are slowed down until Bradley dies.	3
	S-WOW Tittybang			Tank	Charged: Runs to the furthest enemy ground unit in range, knocking back anyone in her way. Taunts nearby enemies on arrival.	5

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Blood Elf Bebe			Ranged	Whenever Blood Elf Bebe kills an enemy, her Max HP increases and she heals by 35.	3
	Witch Garrison			Fighter	Charged: Slow down enemies in front of him for 10sec.	4
	Mr. Slave Executioner			Tank	Enraged: Heal every time HP goes below half. Deathwish: Spawn 2 cocks.	5
	Dragonslayer Red			Fighter	Warcry: Halve the health and max health of enemies in front, then halve their attack for 10sec.	4
	Elven King Bradley			Fighter	Add +10 attack and increase range of ranged allies when he is on the field.	3
	Sorceress Liane			Fighter	Deathwish: Randomly transforms 1 enemies and 1 allies in range into cocks.	5
	City Wok Guy			Ranged	Charged: Explodes allied animals, each dealing 90 area damage (45 to leader).	4
	Nymph Nichole			Fighter	Gains +5 attack and +23 max health when an animal ally spawns. Warcry: Gains the same for every animal ally.	3
	Castle Defender			Totem	Deathwish: Spawns a Crusader.	5
	Alchemist Scott			Ranged	Deals 88 area damage to marked targets. Charged: Marks 3 nearest enemy units in range.	4

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Super Fart			Spell	Pushes enemies away from New Kid and deals 40 damage.	2
	The Chomper			Trap	Damage and freezes enemies on contact.	2
	Fastpass			Fighter	Charged: Targets nearest enemy and damages all enemies in his path.	3
	Mosquito			Fighter	Warcry: Summons a flying mosquito swarm that heals Mosquito when it attacks.	3
	Toolshed			Fighter	Charged: Disables an enemy trap nearby, otherwise places a Chomper.	3
	Human Kite			Ranged	Flying. Charged: Shields allies in an area beneath him for 5sec.	4
	Tupperware			Fighter	Immune to abilities, status effects, and spells.	4
	Mysterion			Assassin	Deathwish: Revives himself.	5
	The Coon			Tank	Teamwork: Get +16 attack for each other superhero ally on the battlefield.	5
	Call Girl			Ranged	Warcry: Summons a superhero ally that costs 4 or more from your hand.	6
	Professor Chaos			Assassin	Immune to Mindcontrol. Warcry: Deals damage to enemies in front and stun them for 2sec.	3
	Lava!			Trap	Damage and slows down enemies walking on it.	3
	Doctor Timothy			Ranged	Charged: Lifts the furthest ground unit in range for 4 sec, then slams them down.	4
	Captain Diabetes			Fighter	Charged: Doubles current attack and max health for 5 sec of diabetic rage!	2
	Mintberry Crunch			Assassin	Flying. Warcry: Nearby allies get 50 max HP for 15 sec. Charged: Deals damage in a line to the furthest enemy.	4
	Super Craig			Ranged	Attacks with super punches that hit and push all enemies in front of him.	3
	Wonder Tweek			Ranged	Flying. Warcry: Creates a tornado ahead of him that damages and pulls enemies for 5 sec.	4
	General Disarray			Assassin	Warcry: Drops Lava! on the furthest ground enemy unit in range and runs to them.	4
	Chaos Hamsters			Assassin	Two loyal furballs that are immune to abilities, status effects and spells.	2
	Mary Jane Randy			Fighter	Charged: Spawns a Potted Plant that periodically attracts surrounding enemies.	5
	Alternate Human Kite			Ranged	Charged: Creates a burst of wind that pushes both enemies and himself back.	3
	Changeling Red			Fighter	Charged: Kills the nearest living ground enemy unit in range under a third of their health, and transforms into them.	4
	Member Berries			Trap	In 15 seconds, spreads to 3 closest enemies in range. If squashed, deals 120 damage, and spawns a random ally from your hand instead.	5

Non-Playable/Spawnable Cards

NeutralAdventureSci-FiMysticalFantasySuperheroes

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	A Cock			Assassin	Just a wee cock.	0
	A Rat			Assassin	Just a wee rat.	0

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Indian Brave			Fighter	A mean little fighter with an axe!	0
	Indian Hunter		N/A	Ranged	Hunts animals and enemies for a livin'.	0
	Indian Brute		N/A	Tank	The biggest indian kid of them all.	0

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Auto-Vacuum			Tank	Tough little robot that loves a clean fight.	0
	Cyborg Titan		N/A	Tank	A colossus of cyborg technology.	0
	Subzero Titan		N/A	Tank	Charged: Freezes enemies.	5
	Toxic Pylon		N/A	Totem	Aura: Poisons nearby units.	0
	Space Grunt		N/A	Fighter	A typical space mercenary.	0
	Turbo Space Grunt		N/A	Fighter	Charged: Speeds up all allies.	0
	Space Gunner		N/A	Ranged	All he needs is his laser gun.	0

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Snake			Assassin	Slithery and poisonous.	0
	Little Choirboy			Assassin	Those bells really hurt!	0
	Zionist Ranger		N/A	Ranged	Attacks with kosher candles.	0
	Holy Defender		N/A	Totem	Holy flames from above!	0
	Mormon Missionary		N/A	Tank	Knocking on heaven's door!	0
	Healing Fountain		N/A	Totem	Aura: Heals nearby allies.	0

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Crusader			Tank	An Armored Brute	0
	Squire		N/A	Fighter	A lowly squire.	0
	Native Hunter		N/A	Ranged	Hail down the arrows!	0
	Rune Totem		N/A	Totem	Aura: Nearby units gain invincibility.	0

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Mosquito Swarm			Fighter	Flying. Heals itself when it attacks.	0
	Potted Plant			Totem	Attracts surrounding enemies for 3 sec every 5 sec.	0

Unreleased Cards

AdventureMysticalFantasySci-fi

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Chief Runs With Premise		TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
	Premise Running Thin		TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Darwinist Garrison		TBA	TBA	On Play: Minus 10 attack to all enemy Mystical Characters	TBA
	Dark Resurrection			Spell	Brings a random, dead ally back from the dead.	5

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	TBA Annie		TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
	TBA Scott		TBA	TBA	TBA Scrapped for Alchemist Scott	TBA

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Spock Garrison			Fighter	TBA Scrapped for Commander Hat	5