Saint Patrick

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Saint Patrick was a Romano-British Christian missionary, who serves as the primary patron saint of Ireland but was never actually canonized as a saint by the Catholic Church. Patrick was only proclaimed a saint by popular acclaim. He appears in the Season Twenty-Five episode "Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special".

Background

Butters Stotch, who had been arrested for sexual harassment on a female student at South Park Elementary, escapes from the police station with the help of Randy Marsh, which was captured on CCTVs and reported on the news. While at the Farty O'Cool's Irish Pub (where a St. Patrick's Day party is being held), some of the patrons recognize the "sexual predator" from the news. The police force soon arrived and have Butters surrounded, but was interrupted by Saint Patrick's appearance. Saint Patrick objects to the arrest of Butters for simply touching people on St. Patrick's Day, and blames the people for "besmirching a perfectly good white holiday." He then proceeds to pinch and grope several female patrons, and invites the males to flop their dicks out, calling them "Scottish poofters" when they refuse to do so. He further claims that St. Patrick's Day is celebrated for "four" reasons, albeit spelling them out: "I. Love. To fuck." His behavior caused much disgust to the patrons, causing them to leave the party and discard any weed that they possess.

Appearance

Saint Patrick is portrayed in a classical art style. He wears a green bishop mitre with gold trims, green robe top and white bottoms.

Minor Characters from Season Twenty-Five
Airsoft Armory Salesman | Blinky's Airsoft Referee | Cannabis Farmers Panelist | Coney Island Hotdog Owner | Davey Solokov | Dressage Referee | Farty O'Cool | German Band | Grandma Tweak | IHOP Customer | John Aspinal | Melancholy | Mike ("Pajama Day") | Mr. and Mrs. Billings | Mr. and Mrs. Solokov | Public Defender | Rick ("Pajama Day") | Saint Patrick | Sarah | Sergei Shoigu | Trevor | Trevor's Mother

More information: Season Twenty-Five | List of Minor Characters from Season Twenty-Five

Historical Celebrities
Abraham LincolnAdolf HitlerAlois and Klara HitlerBenjamin FranklinEdgar Allan PoeEmperor HirohitoGenghis KhanGeorge WashingtonJefferson DavisJesus ChristJohn AdamsJohn DickinsonJohn HancockJohn Wilkes BoothJoseph SmithKublai KhanLucy HarrisMahatma GandhiMao ZedongMartin HarrisMongoliansMuhammadSaint PatrickSaint PeterSir John HaringtonStephen HopkinsThomas JeffersonUncle Sam
More Information: Historical Celebrities