Saint Peter

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Saint Peter (born as: Shimon Bar-Yona in Bethsaida, Judea) was a Christian saint and one of the Twelve Apostles of Jesus Christ.

Biography

During the Last Supper, Jesus selected the white rabbit to be the first Pope as he knew no man can speak for God without becoming corrupt while rabbits are pure. But as the years went by, the Catholic Church deemed the idea of a rabbit running for Pope to be a form of sacrilege so they portrayed Saint Peter as a man and buried the truth.

Saint Peter whose true form is that of a rabbit is the secret leader of Hare Club for Men and a rival of Pope Benedict XVI as seen in "Fantastic Easter Special".

Despite being portrayed as a rabbit in "Fantastic Easter Special", he physically appears in "Best Friends Forever", and is seen as a human guarding the gates of Heaven, guiding Kenny McCormick who was previously ran over by a car, introducing him to the angels.

Saint Peter is also mentioned in the song "Sixteen Tons".

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