French Canada

"French Canada" is a song sung by the French Canadians in the Season Seven episode, "It's Christmas in Canada".

Background

The citizens of French Canada, which mainly reside in the province of Quebec, believe they are superior to other parts of Canada. Ironically, this song is sung by a mime, which is unusual because they are traditionally not supposed to speak while performing.

Lyrics

French Canadians:
There's no Canada like French Canada,
It's the best Canada in the land.
The other Canada is hardly Canada.
If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.

There's no Canada like French Canada.
It's the best Canada in the land.
And the other Canada is a bullshit Canada!
If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.

French Canadian Mime:
I think you'd understand.
You understand.

International Lyrics

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German lyrics

Translation

Französisch Kanada ist das schönste Kanada Das ist der beste Teil des ganzen Lands Der Rest von Kanada ist nicht wirklich Kanada, Wirst schon sehen, das ist 'ne Frage des Verstands Französisch Kanada ist das schönste Kanada Das ist der beste Teil des ganzen Lands Der Rest von Kanada ist Bullshit Kanada, Wirst schon sehen, das ist 'ne Frage des Verstands Ich denke, ihr versteht... Das ist doch klar...

French Canada is the most beautiful Canada This is the best part of the land The other Canada isn't really Canada You'll see, it's a matter of common sense French Canada is the most beautiful Canada This is the best part of the land The other Canada is bullshit Canada You'll see, it's a matter of common sense I think you'd understand... That is obvious...

French lyrics	Translation
L'Canada français, ç't'un beau Canada C'est l'meilleur Canada qui soit Les autres Canada, ç't'à peine des Canada Essayons d'y aller vous comprendrez L'Canada français, ç't'un beau Canada C'est le meilleur Canada qui soit Car l'autre Canada, ç't'un Canada caca Essayez donc d'y aller vous comprendrez Je crois que vous comprendrez... Vous comprendrez...	French Canada, it's the beautiful Canada It's the best Canada there is The other Canada is barely Canada Try here (and) you'll understand French Canada, it's the beautiful Canada It's the best Canada there is The other Canada is shitty Canada Try here (and) you'll understand I think you'll understand... You'll understand..

Mandarin Chinese lyrics	Translation
在這楓葉島的法蘭斯區 是最優秀的地方 沒有任何地方比得上這裡 只要住在這裡你就會了解 在這楓葉島的法蘭斯區 是最優秀的地方 沒有任何地方比得上這裡 只要住在這裡你就會了解 你就會了解… 就會了解…	This is the French Maple Leaf Island It's the best in the land Nowhere else is better than here If you lived here, you'd understand This is the French Maple Leaf Island It's the best in the land Nowhere else is better than here If you lived here, you'd understand You'd understand... You'd understand...