French Canada
"French Canada" is a song sung by the French Canadians in the Season Seven episode, "It's Christmas in Canada".
Background
The citizens of French Canada, which mainly reside in the province of Quebec, believe they are superior to other parts of Canada. Ironically, this song is sung by a mime, which is unusual because they are traditionally not supposed to speak while performing.
Lyrics
French Canadians:
There's no Canada like French Canada,
It's the best Canada in the land.
The other Canada is hardly Canada.
If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
There's no Canada like French Canada.
It's the best Canada in the land.
And the other Canada is a bullshit Canada!
If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
French Canadian Mime:
I think you'd understand.
You understand.