Washington, D.C.

Washington, D.C.
Type	City
First	"Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut"

Washington, D.C. is the capital city of the United States.

Prominence

• "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" - Liane Cartman heads to the White House and sleeps with Bill Clinton in an attempt to get him to change abortion laws.
• "Conjoined Fetus Lady" - The South Park Elementary dodge ball team travels to Ulysses Grant Elementary in Washington D.C. to play against the Washington team, only to find out the Washington team has forfeited the game.
• "Chinpokomon" - President Clinton released a statement from the White House concerning the increasing number of Japanese military bases in the U.S.
• "The Red Badge of Gayness" - Cartman (as Robert E. Lee) led a Confederate army to Washington D.C. and attempt to force President Clinton into surrender, only to be intervened by Stan and Kyle who dressed up as Jefferson Davis and Abraham Lincoln respectively.
• "Super Best Friends" - David Blaine rounds up a large crowd of Blaintologists in front of the Lincoln Memorial, with the Blaintologists drowning themselves in the Reflecting Pool to support their causes.
• "A Ladder to Heaven" - A briefing was held in the White House reporting a potential factory making weapons of mass destruction in Heaven.
• "Toilet Paper" - Josh Myers was seen walking towards the White House in an attempt to TP the building.
• "Best Friends Forever" - George W. Bush speaks in front of the United States Capitol about the removal of a feeding tube from Kenny, who was in a vegetative state.
• "Cartoon Wars Part II" - President Bush addresses the media on the uncensored appearance of Muhammad in Family Guy.
• "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" - An altercation between Stan and Kyle against the Bush administration took place in the Oval Office over 9/11.
• "More Crap" - Randy Marsh appeared in an award ceremony for the Biggest Crap held outside the Capitol, only for his award to be stripped in favor of Bono.
• "Imaginationland, Episode II" and "Imaginationland, Episode III" - Stan, Kyle and Cartman appeared in the Pentagon, where the government was attempting to nuke Imaginationland. After Kyle was attacked by ManBearPig, he received treatment in Washington DC Memorial Hospital. Later, as Kyle loses hope in trying to convince the government to stop the nuking, he was communicated by the Council of Nine outside the Lincoln Memorial.
• "About Last Night..." - Following the presidential election, a team of robbers led by Barack Obama and John McCain steals the Hope Diamond from the Smithsonian Natural History Museum.
• "Sexual Healing" - A briefing on sex addiction was held in the Oval Office.
• "Funnybot" - President Obama speaks from the Oval Office about the imminent end of the U.S. by nuclear weapons triggered by the Funnybot.
• "Ass Burgers" - The Duck President takes over the Oval Office and splatters shit out of its mouth as it signs bills. It was later replaced by Obama.
• "Obama Wins!" - President Obama calls in General Tso thanking the latter for assisting in the election results.
• "Where My Country Gone?" - Kyle was honored for his acceptance of Caitlyn Jenner in the White House, then received a ride back to South Park from Caitlyn.
• "Member Berries"
• "Members Only"
• "SUPER HARD PCness" - The Canadian Minister of Streaming storms into the Oval Office, demanding President Garrison to deal with the Millennials Against Canada.
• "Doubling Down"
• "Season Finale" - President Garrison receives a phone call from Randy Marsh in the Oval Office.
• "The Pandemic Special" - President Garrison receives a phone call from Stan in the Oval Office.
• "Spring Break" - Members of the public are seen invading the US Capitol following Garrison's speech.