Two Astronauts

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The Two Astronauts are two unnamed men who appeared in the Season Six episode "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society".

Background

When a United States space shuttle crash lands back on Earth in front of Bebe's house, two astronauts emerge from the wreckage. They ask the boys to call 911 for them. However, when the boys start making monkey-like sounds again, the astronauts mistakenly believe that they landed on Earth thousands of years in the future and that apes have taken over. In response, they both commit suicide by shooting themselves in the head so they do not have to live in the "futuristic madness".

Appearance

Both astronauts wear large white space suits with red trims and what looks like a parody of the NASA logo. The first astronaut has short brown hair, brown eyebrows, and some facial stubble. The second astronaut has flat black hair, black eyebrows, and a slight cleft chin.

References


Minor Characters from Season Six
Alan Jackson | Baby Cows | Biggest Douche in the Universe Committee | Carlos | Catatafish | Chantal | Christine Jonez | Damla Jones | David Satcher | Devitzen's Tolerance Camp Warden | Dick Cheney | Dorky Girl | Dr. Hallis | Felipe | Frances Velman | Francis Ford Coppola | Frederick Johnson | Frog King | Future Butters | Future Stan | Gelgameks | Glen Dumont | Harry Potter Kids | Hat McCullough | Heather | Jared Fogle | John Edward | Joline | Josh Cashner | Lemmiwinks | Lolly the Candy Man | Martha Stewart | Maury Povich | Michael Dorn | Mongolians | Motivation Corp. Director | Mr. Mackey Senior | Mrs. Mackey Senior | Ms. Gorache | Museum of Tolerance Guide | Natsako Semu | Nobunaga Hiroichi | Pat O'Brien | Phil and Josh | Pope John Paul II | Queen Spider | Rob Schneider | Russell Crowe | Russell Crowe Editor | Sea People | Sparrow Prince | Tad Mikowski | Ted Koppel | Thumper | True Freaks Union | Tugger | Two Astronauts | Vanessa | Vanity

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Six | Season Six