Talent Shows are for Fags

"Talent Shows are for Fags" is a song featured in the Season Nine episode, "Erection Day".

Background

The song is ironic in that it disparages talent shows, yet the Goth Kids still participate in the South Park Elementary Talent Show with that song.

Personnel

• Michael - Vocals
• Pete Thelman - Bass guitar or six string electric guitar
• Henrietta Biggle - Synthesizer keyboard
• Firkle Smith - Drums

Lyrics

No, no, no,
I'm not gonna be in the talent show
Oh no, no, no, no,
I'll never be in your faggy talent show.

Trivia

International Lyrics

DE

German lyrics	Translation
Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, Den Wettbewerb, den lass’ ich sein, Nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, Der schwule Wettbewerb, der ist nicht fein.	No, no, no, no, no, The contest, I will leave it be, No, no, no, no, no, no, The faggy contest, it is not fine.