William P. Phineas
- For other uses, see William (Disambiguation).
William P. Phineas was an adventurer and the founder of the pedophilic group called the Super Adventure Club who appeared in the Season Ten episode, "The Return of Chef".
Background
When the boys try to unbrainwash Chef to turn him back into having sex with women, the current leader of the Super Adventure Club William P. Connelly tells them the story of the group's founder, William P. Phineas. He tells them that Phineas traveled around the world having sexual encounters with the native children that lived in the different areas of the world, delusionally believing that doing this made him immortal due to the "marlocks" in the children's bodies. The story ends off ironically with Phineas getting hit by a train in 1892.
Appearance
William P. Phineas had short white hair and a large white mustache. He wore a white explorer hat along with a beige suit over a white shirt and a black tie, beige pants, large brown boots, and small round glasses. Visually he resembles Theodore Roosevelt, the 26th president of the United States.
- Images of William P. Phineas
Phineas with some of the Aborigine children.
