Nonconformist/Script
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Cast
- Kyle Broflovski
- Stan Marsh
- Drow Elves
- Goth Kids
- Randy Marsh
- Gerald Broflovski
- Principal Victoria
- Stephen Stotch
Script
| Nonconformist | |
| The New Kid travels to Tweek Bros Coffeehouse to purchase a Dark Roast, as requested by the Goth Kids. Upon leaving the coffeehouse, the New Kid is approached by some drow elves. | |
| New Kid, the Elf King has requested your presence. You can either come quietly or you can fight. But I warn you, fighting this fight at this point in the game is a complete waste of time and you might as well skip it and just come with us. | |
| The New Kid is taken and tied up by the drow elves, then led to their kingdom, the Elven Forest. The New Kid walks through a line of elves, and arrives before the King, who has Stan and Chris Donnely at his side | |
| So, you're the New Kid everyone is talking about. What's your name? | |
| He doesn't talk, Elf King. He thinks he's hot shit or something. | |
| [stares at Stan, then gets off the throne, approaching the New Kid] You're playing for the wrong side, dude. What did Wizard fat ass tell you? That we broke the rules and took the Stick last night? He's lying. | |
| Cartman is the one you should be fighting against. He's hiding the Stick, which is cheating, and acting all betrayed and sad to get you to recruit more people for him. | |
| We tracked a Twitter raven who says you are currently trying to recruit the goths for the wizard. Go recruit them. But bring them to us. Then we can ransack Cartman's stupid kingdom and get the Stick back once and for all. [unties the New Kid] I'm trusting you to do what's right. And kid, if you betray us, we'll tell everyone that you're a butthole. | |
| Cutscene ends, and the New Kid is free to roam around the kingdom. | |
| I am sending our best ranger to help guide you. The Bard is also at your disposal now. | |
| When the New Kid has collected the items as requested by the Goth Kids, he returns to the school's loading and unloading dock, appearing in a goth dress | |
| Oh joy, it's Butthole the Barbarian from the Dungeons of Dumbass. | |
| You got to admit he looks better. | |
| Yeah, he's almost a goth. | |
| Being goth isn't just how you dress, it's a frame of mind. It's time for you to prove that you go against society's rules. | |
| Yeah. | |
| There's a PTA meeting happening right now at the community center. You need to walk right into the middle of that meeting and tape this sign to their table. [grabs a cardboard sign that reads "Fuck the Conformists" and passes it to the New Kid] | |
| Yeah, that will prove your individuality. | |
| Go on, beat it. And don't come back until you have a picture of that sign taped to the PTA table. | |
| The New Kid travels to the Park County Community Center, where the PTA meeting is being held. He is seen holding the "Fuck the Conformists" sign given by the Goth Kids | |
| It isn't right, I tell you! Out of nowhere this huge Taco Bell is being built, and now our children are missing precious school time! | |
| Parents, we've been assured by the builders that they are working to fix whatever problems they've encountered and school should be able to resume soon. | |
| Resume soon?! Who do they think they are?! They think we're gonna see a Taco Bell as being more important than our kids educations! | |
| What if it's not really a Taco Bell we're dealing with? | |
| Silence from the parents | |
| Thanks for coming, New Kid. Everyone, this is the kid whose family just moved to town. We've become close friends. His name is... what's your name? [silence] Well, anyway, this child and I witnessed something last night, and I'd like you to hear his story. Go ahead, kid. | |
| Silence from the New Kid | |
| Tell them, you know, about all the... go ahead. Tell 'em. Tell 'em that stuff. | |
| The New Kid still does not say a word | |
| This is a waste of everyone's time! If the PTA isn't going to do something about Taco Bell taking over then the rest of us parents will! | |
| Right! Yeah! Let's go! | |
| Come on! | |
| All the parents leave the community center, with the PTA committee left to their own duties. The New Kid then attempts to walk up to the stage, before getting his sign confiscated by Randy | |
| Look, I know how you're feeling, ok? But this isn't going to solve anything. We've got to get inside that 'Taco Bell' and find out what's really going on. Help me with that and I'll help you with this. I saw you on the ship - you have pretty good control of your farts. Meet me in the bathroom. It's time for you to learn some real power. | |
| End of Nonconformist | |