Jeffy's Song
"Jeffy's Song" was performed by Jeffy's Farmer in the Season Eight episode, "You Got F'd in the A". The song is parody of the folk standard "Crawdad Song".
Background
While Stan was looking for members for his dance troupe, the South Park Diggities, Yao heard about a guy who had a duck that could dance. When they go to the farm and meet the farmer and his duck, Jeffy, he did not appear impressive. When the farmer began playing his fiddle and sang Jeffy's favorite song, he flapped his wings and strutted around to the music. According to the farmer, Jeffy dances to any song he knows, which are all about drug abuse, sex, and domestic violence.
Lyrics
First song:
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honeeey.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, babe.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, we'll fight an' screw 'til the mornin' time.
Honey, babe, be mine.
You'll do a line and I'll do a line, honey.
Second Song:
Same tune as the first.
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, honeeey.
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, babe.
You'll snort K and I'll snort K, we'll fight an' screw all night and day.
Honey, babe, be mine.