Giant Reptilian Bird

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The Giant Reptilian Bird was a giant monstrous creature seen in the Season Fifteen episode, "The Poor Kid".

Background

The Giant Reptilian Bird is the hypothetical creation of foster care parents Mr. and Mrs. Weatherhead. Their rules of agnosticism state, "We cannot know for certain if God or Christ existed. They could. Then again there could be a giant reptilian bird in charge of everything. Can we be certain there isn't? No, so it's pointless to talk about."

This creature ironically turns out to be real. After breaking through South Park Elementary's roof, it attacks Kenny McCormick, violently bashing him against the walls before eating him whole, and then leaves.

Trivia

  • The Giant Reptilian Bird is visually similar to a now-extinct genus called Gastornis, a flightless bird that existed during the Cenozoic era. Ironically enough, Gastornis was a herbivore rather than a predator.


Minor Characters from Season Fifteen
Betsy MacIntosh | Bishop of Banff | Broadway Bros | Canadian Prime Minister | Chase | Christian Wulff | Crack Babies | Crack Baby Athletic Association (CBAA) | Dane Cook | Daniel | David Sawitzky | David Spade | David Weatherhead | Dean Howland | Duck President | Eugene Levy | Funnybot | Giant Reptilian Bird | Jacob Hallery | Jessica Pinkerton | Junichi Takiyama | Kevin James | Larry Feegan | Michael Moore | Miles Standish | Mr. Adams | Mr. Feegan | Mr. Peters | Mrs. Feegan | Ms. Bronski | Muscleman Marc | Natalie Portman | President's Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition Representative | Prince and Princess of Canada | Rebecca Turnod | Russell Brand | Sarah McLachlan | Secret Society of Cynics | Selena Gomez | Slash | Stephen Tamill | Steve Jobs | Tooth Decay | Two Farmers | Tyler Perry | U.S. Border Patrol | Vernon Trumski | Wayne D | Mr. and Mrs. Weatherhead | Mr. and Mrs. Whipple | Wikileaks | Zach Galifianakis

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Fifteen | Season Fifteen