Fastpass

Fastpass

Quotes

Fastpass
Aliases	Jimmy Valmer
Hair	Brown
Age	10
Occupation	Superhero, Student
Voiced by	Trey Parker
Character Sheet
Class	Speedster
Race/Ethnicity	Human Cyborg
Sex/Gender	Yes please
Alignment	Lawful
Religion	Speed
Power Source	Bionic Implants
Kryptonite	Friction
Appearances
First	"Franchise Prequel"

Fastpass is the superhero alter-ego of Jimmy Valmer. He made his debut appearance in the Season Twenty-One episode, "Franchise Prequel".

Appearance

Fastpass wears his usual yellow long sleeve T-shirt, blue jeans, and black boots as well as his crutches. On his shirt however, there is a lightning bolt emblem on it. He also wears red headphones with yellow lightning bolts taped on each side.

Personality

Fastpass is one of the more rational-minded among the superhero members, evident where he manages to get The Coon to convince Toolshed to cooperate in the second night, stating that it is what The New Kid wants; also in the third night he manages to defuse the situation between the Coon and Friends and Freedom Pals in front of the police station, saying that they need to rescue Classi from the corrupt cops, resulting in the two factions working together for the night (and eventually getting them unified).

Background

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

Fastpass sided with Coon and Friends during the civil war. He also runs a Fast Travel station network, transporting people, including The New Kid, from one station to another.

He first appears in the Coon Lair, assigned by The Coon to go to the mayor's office, telling that they are on the job to locate Scrambles the missing cat; he seemed to be the only person who actually had the job done, as the other ones ended up trapped in their own problems. The mayor, on the other hand, received the message, but didn't take note about it at all.

Fastpass then opened a Fast Travel business, requesting The New Kid to set up stations for him. After two stations has been discovered, the Fast Travel System will be considered "fully operational", and he will serve as an available Combat Buddy ever since.

After "the stripper with the dick tattoo", known as Classi is successfully cornered by the Coon and Friends on the first night, Fastpass proceeds to take her back to his house upon Liane Cartman issuing her threat to call the Coon and Friends members' parents for staying up late at night.

He assists The New Kid the next day in interrogating Classi, as well as giving a boost to The New Kid by providing a DNA slot upgrade for The New Kid.

After The New Kid successfully obtains Classi's prescription from the drug store, Fastpass will page to The Coon on the whereabouts of the cats after Classi opens up on where the missing cats are being held up.

Later in the day, Fastpass will be the person who informs that a member from their rival faction wants to meet with the team up at the playground, the member is revealed as Toolshed; though the meeting eventually broke down into a full-on confrontation.

After the confrontation is dealt with, he has no major in the storyline from that point on, basically just taking part in meetings and combats, and also tagging along wherever the Coon and Friends (and later the united Freedom Pals) are headed to.

Abilities

Despite his crippled legs, Fastpass is a quintessential Speedster hero, relying on his blistering speed for most of his abilities. He specializes in mobility, being able to attack and support from a decent range, and his Blind Side ability makes him invisible for a turn, somewhat compensating for his poor health. That being said, Fastpass is quite frail and vulnerable when he's not invisible, and his damage output is quite low outside of his Ultimate.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole Superhero
Fastpass			Information
			Class	Speedster
			Health
			Move	3
			Description	Mild-mannered Stand-up comedian Jimmy Valmer by day, classic Speedster by night, Fastpass blind sides evil with quickness, invisibility, and a potent heal. Also provides a handy fast-travel service.
List of abilities
Ability		Range	Attribute	Effect		Status
Burning Lap		Trample and apply Burning to all foes in a row.
			Brawn	682.5% Damage 525% Damage 393.75% Damage 315% Damage	Burning
Blind Side		Damages foes and grants Fastpass Invisibility.
			Spunk	260% Damage 200% Damage 150% Damage 120% Damage	Invisible
Hit and Run		Strike a foe from range.
			Brawn	325% Damage 250% Damage 187.5% Damage 150% Damage	None
Transporter		Swap spots with an ally and Heal them.
			Spunk	450% Heal	None

Quests Given

• Gotta Go Fast (Travel)
• CLASSIfied
• Civil War 2: Playtime's Over
• Bring the Crunch

Trivia

• Fastpass is a reference to The Flash from the DC Comics.
  • The name "Fastpass" is likely a reference to two services at Disney theme parks: the Disability Access Service Card (which allows disabled visitors to skip the queue), and the Fastpass ticket reservation system, which can be used by all guests.

International Names

Language	Title	Remarks
Czech	Rychlík	lit. "Express"
German	Blitzfreak
French	Quickie
Hungarian	Maxpress	Portmanteau of "max" and "express"
Polish	Kolejka Ekspresowa
	Błyskawica	South Park: The Fractured But Whole
Portuguese (Brazil)	Passo Rápido
Spanish (Latin America/Spain)	Pasorraudo