Cab Driver ("Erection Day")

Cab Driver
Character Information
Gender	Male
Hair	Gray
Died	"Funnybot" (revived)
Occupation	Photographer Taxi Driver (formerly)
Appearances
First	"Cherokee Hair Tampons"
Speaking	"Erection Day"

The Cab Driver is a South Park citizen who appears in several episodes of the show.

His most notable role was in the episode "Erection Day", where he helps Jimmy Valmer catch Nut Gobbler from Q-Money, who had stolen her with the intention of killing her, acting as their cab drive during the chase. He later made a cameo appearance in the same role in "Follow That Egg!", where he gives Stan and Kyle a lift.

Like most citizens of previous seasons, he does not appear much in current seasons.

Appearance

He wears a white shirt under a brown coat, pale green pants and black shoes. He has messy grey hair.

Prominence

• "Cherokee Hair Tampons"
• "It Hits the Fan"
• "Cripple Fight"
• "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
• "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow"
• "Cartmanland"
• "Proper Condom Use"
• "How to Eat with Your Butt"
• "The Entity"
• "Here Comes the Neighborhood"
• "Kenny Dies"
• "Butters' Very Own Episode"
• "Jared Has Aides"
• "Asspen"
• "Freak Strike"
• "Fun with Veal"
• "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
• "Professor Chaos"
• "The Simpsons Already Did It"
• "Free Hat"
• "Child Abduction is Not Funny"
• "A Ladder to Heaven"
• "The Death Camp of Tolerance"
• "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
• "Red Sleigh Down"
• "Krazy Kripples"
• "Toilet Paper"
• "I'm a Little Bit Country"
• "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
• "Red Man's Greed"
• "South Park is Gay!"
• "Christian Rock Hard"
• "Grey Dawn"
• "Casa Bonita"
• "Butt Out"
• "Raisins"
• "Good Times with Weapons"
• "Up the Down Steroid"
• "The Passion of the Jew"
• "You Got F'd in the A"
• "AWESOM-O"
• "The Jeffersons"
• "Goobacks"
• "Douche and Turd"
• "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes"
• "Funnybot" - Shot by Funnybot, but seen since that.
• "Pre-School"
• "Quest for Ratings"
• "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
• "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina"
• "Die Hippie, Die"
• "Wing"
• "Best Friends Forever"
• "The Losing Edge"
• "Erection Day"
• "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
• "Marjorine"
• "Follow That Egg!"
• "Ginger Kids"
• "Trapped in the Closet" - Seen in the crowd in front of the Marsh Residence.
• "Free Willzyx"
• "Bloody Mary"
• "A Million Little Fibers"
• "Guitar Queer-O"
• "Britney's New Look" - Seen taking photos of Britney Spears along with many other people.
• "Elementary School Musical" - Spectates a basketball match at the school gym.
• "Pinewood Derby"
• "The F Word" - Seen among the spectators witnessing the change of definition for "fags".
• "Medicinal Fried Chicken" - Seen in the crowd at the end of the episode.
• "Christmas Snow"
• "Japanese Toilet" - Attends Stan's speech outside of City Hall.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

He also appears in South Park: The Fractured But Whole, where he replaces the Photo Dojo photographer and the Pedophile Cameraman.

Trivia

• He was not one of the cab drivers featured in "Handicar".