Airsoft Teenagers
The Airsoft Teenagers are a group of teenagers that regular play Airsoft. They appear in the Season Twenty-Five episode "Help, My Teenager Hates Me!"
Background
The teenagers are known to be some of the most dangerous Airsoft players. They own some of the best equipment from South Park Airsoft Armory. In Airsoft matches, they are referred to as "Team Rogue Wolf".
At Blinky's Airsoft, the teenagers are preparing to play an Airsoft match, but gets bored of the safety brief conducted by the referee, insisting that they already know the safety precautions and game rules. To their surprise, their opponent turns to be the boys, who have just acquired their own Airsoft equipment. Following protests from the teenagers, the referee decides to split the boys into different teams, pairing the teenagers up with one of the boys each.
After the match, a group of paired teenagers remain with the boys, exhibiting strange behavior and bringing the boys much difficulty in their daily lives:
- Kyle's teenager, Trevor, is invited to Kyle's house so that the latter could learn how to clean Airsoft weapons. However, upon arrival, Trevor sits on couch and begins watching television, demanding for food as well. Later, Kyle is forced to miss much of the boys' second match, having to accompany Trevor into the grocery store to get him some hair gel. Trevor once again gets uncooperative with Kyle, and insists to leave immediately after.
- Stan's teenager makes a call to Stan, asking how to cook ramen, even snapping at Stan in the process. During the boys' second match, Stan and his teenager were issued a warning for shooting too close to Kenny, much to the teenager's chagrin. While Stan is asleep one night, the teenager makes a call again, accusing Stan of calling him "gay" during that match. The teenager then attempts to burn his own hand with a lighter, claiming that he needs an ambulance, thinking that he has third-degree burns.
- According to Cartman, his teenager spends most of his time in the bathroom with at least two bottles of lotion, presumably used to masturbate with. Like Kyle, Cartman has to miss a match to accompany his teenager into the grocery store, exhibiting similar behavior to Kyle's teenager.
- Kenny's teenager is seen upset with his pimples, venting his frustration towards Kenny in the process.
Kyle eventually gets depressed and could not bring himself to another Airsoft match with the teenagers. Similarly, the other boys get upset with the teenager's behavior (that triggered Kyle to quit the sport), confronting them prior to a third match. The kids and teenagers agree to play against one another, with the loser having to stay out of the winners' lives forever. However, the teenagers are ultimately defeated with the help from Kyle, who also brought in the boys' fathers.
Members
Trevor
- Main article: Trevor
Trevor is Kyle's teenager. He has short, disheveled brown hair, a large nose, some pimples on his forehead and under the nose, and wears dental braces. In Airsoft matches, he wears a black sweater, camouflage pants, and brown boots, equipped with airsoft safety gear such as a green vest, a pair of gloves, and kneepads. His airsoft gun is modeled after the real-life AK-47.
During camping and in the grocery store, he wears a red sweater with hoodie over a white shirt, navy blue jeans, and black shoes.
Stan's Teenager
Stan's teenager has a brown buzz cut hair and several pimples on his face. In Airsoft matches, he wears a white shirt under a green vest, camouflage pants, and khaki boots, and his airsoft gun is a scoped sniper rifle. Outside of the matches, he wears a black Thrasher shirt, brown pants, and black boots.
Cartman's Teenager
Cartman's teenager has blond hair and several pimples on his face. In Airsoft matches, he wears a camouflage sweater, light blue pants, brown shoes, and a face mask. Outside of the matches, he wears a gray jacket over a white shirt, light blue ripped jeans, and white shoes.
Kenny's Teenager
Kenny's teenager has long brown hair that covers much of his eyes. He wears a blue jacket, black pants, and black shoes. Outside of the matches, he wears a red and blue sweater decorated in several triangular patterns, brown pants with belt, and black shoes.