What Happened to My School?
What Happened to My School? is a book written by Eric Cartman in the Season Thirteen episode "Dances with Smurfs".
Background
After Eric Cartman became the new reader of the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he began a smear campaign against Wendy Testaburger, the student-body president. He consistently accused Wendy of hating and wanting to kill Smurfs and repeatedly called her derogatory names. He wrote What Happened to My School?, a book about Wendy's supposed graphic sexual exploits, and held a book signing, selling the books for $5 each.
Video Games
South Park: The Stick of Truth
The book can be picked up as a junk item.
South Park: The Fractured But Whole
The book is used as an artifact named "NeoConomicon". It can be retrieved at the top floor of South Park Elementary with the use of the Fartkour buddy power.
Appearance
The cover of the book features Eric Cartman in a suit with a scrutinizing look. The American flag can be seen in the background behind him. The title of the book is written in a big, red font on the top, and Eric's name is written in a white font with a gray background on the bottom.