Vulcan Around/Script

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Vulcan Around
The New Kid approaches Kevin Stoley in his room, who appears in Star Trek uniform.
Kevin
Greetings, human. While I would prefer to explore strange worlds with you, it is illogical to abandon the bridge until the captain returns.
Kevin and the New Kid stares at the camera for a short while.
Kevin
The captain is my mom, I can't go outside while she's not home. But the Federation has an urgent mission for you. A tricorder was left behind on the frozen planet of Hoth. Only it's not a tricorder, i-it's my dad's iPad 2. I need you to beam down to Omicron Sector and locate that device before it falls into Klingon hands. I think it fell out of my backpack near the church.
If the New Kid speaks to Kevin again.
Kevin
The Federation is counting on you to find that tricorder!
The New Kid travels to the church and find the iPad 2 outside. He then returns to Kevin.
Kevin
Well done. The galaxy is in your debt. Let it be known that I have been, and will always be, your friend. On Facebook.
End of Vulcan Around