User:LW6W
Hello <insert name here> and welcome to my user profile. Here you'll see some quotes, my opinions on the best and worst episodes of South Park, favourite and worst characters, songs and much more. I have been a fan of South Park since around December 2011 and have watched every episode and season to date. The first episode I ever watched was Imaginationland, although it was the movie version, not the 3 individual episodes.
My Favourite Quotes
I can't die - Kenny (Coon Vs Coon and Friends)
What seems to be the officer, problem? - Randy (Bloody Mary)
This is cum. - Randy (Sarcastaball)
Suck my dick PC Principal! - Jimmy (Sponsored Content)
What what what?! - Sheila
Am I just an asshole? - Butters ( The Hobbit)
Hello there children!
Chef, what would a priest want to put up my butt? - Stan (Red Hot Catholic Love)
Goodbye.
How do you go on when nothing makes you happy? - Stan (Ass Burgers)
I love life. But at the same time I'm really happy that something can make me feel that sad. It's like it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. The only way I can feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I've got to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness. - Butters (Rasins)
You do not say big silly goose. You call him an asshole like a normal kid. - Randy (Cripple Fight)
But dad I was just trying to... - Stan
Stanley you call your friend an asshole this instant! - Randy
Asshole. - Stan
That's better. - Randy
I'm going to kick Mr Harrison's ass. (Closes door then comes back in) Mr Harrison's a white guy right? - Randy (All About Mormons)
Yeah. - Stan
I'm gonna kick his ass. - Randy
Did you just take a crap on my desk? - Garrison (Breast Cancer Show Ever)
Best Episodes Per Season
Season 1
Pinkeye
Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
Death
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Tom's Rhinoplasty
Season 2
Spookyfish
Chickenpox
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Chickenlover
Clubhouses
Ike's Wee Wee
Season 3
Tweek Vs Craig
Rainforest Shmainforest
Chinpokomon
World Wide Recorder Concert
The Red Badge of Gayness
The Succubus
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
Hooked on Monkey Phonics
Cat Orgy
Season 4
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Cherokee Hair Tampons
Something you can do with your finger
Cartman's Silly Hate Crime
Season 5
Kenny Dies
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Super Best Friends
Cartmanland
Butters' Very Own Episode
How to Eat with Your Butt
Here Comes the Neighborhood
Cripple Fight
It Hits the Fan
The Entity
Season 6
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
My Future Self n' Me
Fun with Veal
Red Hot Catholic Love
Professor Chaos/The Simpsons Already Did It
Child Abduction is Not Funny
A Ladder to Heaven
Season 7
Christian Rock Hard
South Park is Gay!
Raisins
Toilet Paper
It's Christmas In Canada
Lil' Crime Stoppers
Cancelled
Casa Bonita
Grey Dawn
Season 8
Good Times with Weapons
AWESOM-O
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Quest for Ratings
Pre-School
Passion of the Jew
Season 9
Ginger Kids
Free Willzyx
The Death of Eric Cartman
Follow That Egg
The Losing Edge
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
Season 10
Make Love, Not Warcraft
Cartoon Wars parts 1 & 2
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Tsst
Smug Alert!
Manbearpig
Stanley's Cup
Season 11
Le Petit Tourette
The Snuke
More Crap
Night of the Living Homeless
The List
Imaginationland Trilogy
Guitar Queer-O
Cartman Sucks
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
Fantastic Easter Special
Season 12
Elementary School Musical
Tonsil Trouble
Breast Cancer Show Ever
The Ungroundable
Super Fun Time
Over Logging
The China Probrem
Season 13
The Coon (Superhero Arc S13)
Whale Whores
Pee
W.T.F.
Butters' Bottom Bitch
Dances With Smurfs
Dead Celebrities
Margaritaville
Fishsticks
The F Word
Season 14
Superhero Arc S14
Coon 2: Hindsight
Mysterion Rises
Coon vs. Coon and Friends
You Have 0 Friends
200/201
The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
It's a Jersey Thing
Insheeption
Crippled Summer
Season 15
T.M.I.
You're Getting Old/Ass Burgers
The Last Of The Meheecans
Bass to Mouth
1%
The Poor Kid (Superhero Arc)
Royal Pudding
Season 16
Cartman Finds Love
Sarcastaball
Butterballs
I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining
A Nightmare on Face Time
Raising The Bar
Insecurity
Going Native
Season 17
Black Friday Trilogy
Black Friday
Song Of Ass and Fire
Titties and Dragons
Informative Murder Porn
The Hobbit
World War Zimmerman
Season 18
Grounded Vindaloop
The Cissy
Freemium Isn't Free
Cock Magic
Gluten Free Ebola
Season 19
Tweek x Craig
Safe Space
Naughty Ninjas
You're Not Yelping
Season 20
Wieners Out
Skank Hunt
The Damned
Season 21
Put It Down
Holiday Special
Sons a Witches
Franchise Prequel
Season 22
A Boy and a Priest
The Scoots
Worst Episodes Per season
Season 1
Big Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
Weight Gain 4000
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
Volcano
Season 2
Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Conjoined Fetus Lady
City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)
Season 3
Jakovasaurs
Sexual Harassment Panda
Season 4
Pip
Helen Keller! The Musical
Chef Goes Nanners
Season 5
Towelie
Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
Season 6
Asspen
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
Jared Has Aides
The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
Season 7
Krazy Kripples
Butt Out
Red Man's Greed
All About Mormons
Fat Butt and Pancake Head
Season 8
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Goobacks
Cartman's Incredible Gift
Douche and Turd (I'm thinking of removing this episode from this list after some thought as I've grown to like the episode more
Season 9
Trapped in the Closet
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Erection Day
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Die Hippie, Die
Wing
Bloody Mary
Season 10
A Million Little Fibers
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
The Return of Chef
Hell on Earth 2006
Season 11
Lice Capades
D-Yikes!
Season 12
Britney's New Look
Major Boobage
Pandemic 1 & 2
About Last Night
Eek, A Penis!
Season 13
The Ring
Eat, Pray, Queef
Season 14
Crème Fraiche
Sexual Healing
Poor and Stupid
Season 15
Funnybot
A History Channel Thanksgiving
Crack Baby Athletic Association
Broadway Bro Down
HUMANCENTiPAD
Season 16
A Scause For Applause
Jewpacabra
Obama Wins!
Reverse Cowgirl
Season 17
Taming Strange
Ginger Cow
Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers
Let Go, Let Gov
Season 18
#REHASH
HappyHolograms
Handicar
Season 19
The Advertisement Arc
Sponsored Content
Truth and Advertising
PC Principal Final Justice
Stunning and Brave
Season 20
This is probably the weakest season of South Park. It's good for the first few episodes but falls apart after the Election mainly because Matt & Trey didn't expect Donald Trump would actually win. The list is probably the closest this will be to the final list if not exactly.
The End of Serialization as We Know It
Not Funny
Members Only
Oh Jeez
Fort Collins
Season 21
Doubling Down
Super Hard PCness
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Season 22
Dead Kids
The Problem with a Poo
Best Christmas Episodes
It's Christmas in Canada
A Very Crappy Christmas
Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Merry Christmas Charlie Manson
Red Sleigh Down
Woodland Critter Christmas
Best Halloween Episodes
Pinkeye
A Nightmare on Face Time
Spookyfish
Top 10 Episodes
Make Love, Not Warcraft
Good Times With Weapons
Superhero Arc S13/14/15/21
The Coon
Coon 2: Hindsight
Mysterion Rises
Coon Vs Coon and Friends
The Poor Kid
Franchise Prequel
Grounded Vindaloop
The Wacky Molestation Adventure
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Le Petit Tourette
My Future Self n' Me
Ginger Kids
Cartoon Wars parts 1 & 2
Top 10 Worst Episodes
Britney's New Look
Pip
Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Towelie/A Million Little Fibers
Asspen
Erection Day
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
Taming Strange
Krazy Kripples
The Advertisement Arc
Sponsored Content
Truth and Advertising
PC Principal Final Justice
Honourable Mentions
Kenny Dies
Free Willzyx
Fun with Veal
Spookyfish
Super Best Friends
Christian Rock Hard
AWESOM-O
Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
Quest for Ratings
Tonsil Trouble
Follow That Egg
You Have 0 Friends
You're Getting Old/Ass Burgers
Red Hot Catholic Love
Cartman Finds Love
Unhonourable Mentions
Crème Fraiche
Jakovasaurs
Trapped in the Closet
Helen Keller! The Musical
The Best Seasons
This list is decided by my Top and Worst Episodes list along with Honourable and Unhonourable Mentions. Each season gets +1 point for each episode, however if I don't like that episode it gets a -1 to the overall rating. 10 points are added if the episode is in the Top Episodes, however -10 is awarded if under Worst. +5 for Honourable Mentions and -5 for Unhonourable Mentions. This is a rough idea and might change at a later date to try and make the list more fair. There could be a chance that some of these numbers are off by a little bit but this should more or less be the near final list.
Ratings
Season 1
5-4=1
Season 2
6-3-10+5=-2
Season 3
9-2-5=2
Season 4
5-3+10-10-5=-3
Season 5
10-2+10-10+5+5=18
Season 6
8-5+10-10+5=8
Season 7
9-5-10+5=-3
Season 8
6-4+10+5+5+5=27
Season 9
6-6+10-10-5+5+5=5
Season 10
8-4+10+20-10-10=14
Season 11
12-2+10=20
Season 12
7-6-10+5=-4
Season 13
10-2+10=18
Season 14
10-3+10+5-5=17
Season 15
8-5+10+5+5=23
Season 16
8-4+5+5=14
Season 17
6-4-10=-8
Season 18
5-3+10=12
Season 19
4-4-30=-30
Season 20
3-1=2
Season 21
4-2=2
Season 22
2-2=0
Season 8 (27)
Season 11 (20)
Season 13 (18)
Season 5 (18)
Season 15 (23)
After a recount this season actually got 23 mainly because of Superheroes and the double episode. I'm going to leave this season where it is simply because I don't think it's as strong overall.
Season 14 (17)
Season 10 (14)
Season 16 (14)
Season 18 (12)
Best Arcs
Superhero
Cartoon Wars
Imaginationland
You're Getting Old/Assburgers
Black Friday
Meteor Shower
Best Movies
South Park Bigger Longer & Uncut
Superhero Arc (Although technically not a movie, it can sort of be watched as one)
Imaginationland
Black Friday (Although technically not a movie, it can sort of be watched as one)
Meteor Shower (Although technically not a movie, it can sort of be watched as one)
My Favourite Characters
Butters
Stan
Kyle
Kenny
Jimmy Valmer
Cartman
Craig
Tweek
Randy
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Thomas
Clyde
The Worst of the Worst
PC Principal
Al Gore
Mr. Adams
My Favourite Songs
Lonely Jew
Swiss Colony Beef Log
Come Sail Away
Live to Win
California Love
Lorde Feeling good on a Wednesday
La Resistance
Put It Down
I swear
Minorities at my Water Park
Princess Kenny
Queef Free
What The Hell Child Is This?
Hey People, You Gotta Drive Hybrids Already
Getting Gay with Kids
Faith +1
In My Safe Space
It Happened In Sun Valley Sung By Stan and Wendy
Jacking it in San Diego
Kyle's Mum is a big fat bitch
Let's Fighting Love
Make Bullying kill itself
My Robot Friend
O Holy Night
Third Grade
Cuba
Blame Canada
Super Fun Time
Our Love Grows
Why Can't I Be Like All the Other Kids
Tweek and Craig
Tweek x Craig - The Book of Love
Work Mexican Work
You gotta do what you wanna do!
You ll Never Find Another Love Like Mine (Token Remix)
Bubblegoose
