Under Covers/Script

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Under Covers
The New Kid returns home and has dinner. Afterwhich they go up to the top floor to find both parents arguing once more.
Chris
Why would you tell the school principal what race we are?
Kelly
I didn't tell him! Our child did!
Chris
But you confirmed it when the principal called you! How long before they find out everything?!
Kelly
Our little boy/girl is hurting, don't you get it? He's/She's/They're asking questions about his/her/their race and sexual orientation because he's/she's/they're confused!
Chris
Confusion was the point! The more our child learns about the truth, the more dangerous it becomes, you stupid whore... [turns to see their child] Hey, look who's here! Been out playing, little squirt? Haha...
Kelly
Your dinner is on the table, punkin! Then straight to bed, you have school tomorrow. Haha...
Chris
School tomorrow! Ha...
Both parents return to their room. If the New Kid remains out on the hallway, they will overhear further arguments.
Kelly
Don't even think of getting high right now!
Chris
Oh, are you not gonna drink?!
Kelly
God! What is wrong with you?!
If the New Kid chooses to peek through their door, they will listen in to their parents' continued argument. Kelly pulls out a bag of pot brownies.
Kelly
Whatever's in these things are making you crazy!
Chris
Crazy? Like telling the world who our child is that we took so long to hide?!
End of Under Covers