The She-Ogre/Script

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The She-Ogre
The New Kid approaches Stan at the Elven Kingdom.
Stan
All is lost. My contacts, my maps, my friends list. All taken from me by the She-Ogre. She has no soul. You will help me battle the She-Ogre and reclaim my iPhone? Perhaps you are one to be trusted. Very well, let us end this!
As the New Kid reaches Stan's house, and stand at the staircase leading to the top floor, the cutscene continues with both the New Kid and Stan looking ahead of the stairs.
Stan
Nothing can prepare you for this battle. If I die, tell the boys I fought bravely.
Stan goes up the stairs first, with the New Kid following behind. The New Kid moves closer to Shelly's room.
Stan
Down on that side is where my parents sleep, and across from that is the cave of the She-Ogre.
In Shelly's room, Shelly is seen lying on her bed, tapping on Stan's iPhone. The New Kid opens the door.
Stan
Give me back my iPhone, demon!
Shelly
You little turd!
Stan
I brought help! Let's see you try and take us both!
Shelly
AHHGHH! [throws herself towards Stan and the New Kid]
After Stan and the New Kid defeated Shelly.
Stan
Take mine iPhone again, and I shall bring justice swifter yet.
Shelly
Get... out... of my room, TURRRRD!
Stan and the New Kid leaves the house.
Stan
I bow to you, ogre-slayer. I'm glad to call you friend.
End of The She-Ogre