Michael ("Wieners Out")
- For other uses, see Michael (Disambiguation).
Michael is a background character who first appears in the Season Twelve episode "Pandemic". His most notable appearances include the Season Twenty episodes "The Damned" and "Wieners Out", although he has several more.
Background
Following the destruction of all of his electronics, Eric Cartman and Heidi Turner take a walk to the park together. This catches the attention of a Michael and his wife, Martha, as they drive by. Michael tells Martha to look at the people at the park, to which Martha asks what the people are. Michael states that they are lost souls who have quit Twitter, Martha then remarks on how lonely they must be before Michael drives off.
Later on, after Gerald Broflovski realizes he needs help with his addiction to trolling online, he mistakenly enters a recovery group for people addicted to Memberberries. Among the people is Michael, who is later addressed by his name when Randy Marsh, the host of the recovery group, notices that Michael has member berries in his pocket and calls him out on it. Subsequently, Michael squishes the berries within his shirt pocket which leaves a stain, and denies Randy's claim.
Michael makes another appearance in "Douche and a Danish" when Mr. Garrison enters the building. Michael can be seen several times throughout this scene.
Before these appearances, Michael can be seen in various episodes, notable information can be gathered from some of these examples, such as his involvement in the Cult of Cthulhu in the Season Fourteen episode "Mysterion Rises". He is also killed off in a Season Seventeen episode titled "World War Zimmerman", where he is seen among the several other passengers on the first plane that Cartman indirectly crashes. He is later revived after this though. He also dies and is revived in "Titties and Dragons", where he is seen in a pool of blood missing an eye after everyone in the mall dies, prior to that he can be seen angrily running around the mall trying to get discounts on items. He also has a decently big speaking role in the Season Nineteen episode "You're Not Yelping", where he goes on for a few seconds talking about how he did not want to be the head yelper, but was appointed. In many appearances, he is seen next to Martha, his wife.
Appearance
Michael wears a blue shirt with brown pants, black shoes, and gray hair.
Prominence
- "Pandemic" - Seen buying music from Peruvian Flute Bands.
- "Pandemic 2: The Startling" - Shown running outside of Randy's window and next to a girl at the very end.
- "About Last Night..." - Visible while sitting above a large pool of blood at the hospital.
- "The Coon" - Seen on the news, he also somberly exclaims that Mysterion is dead after he is knocked down.
- "Margaritaville" - Seen in the audience of Randy's initial town-wide speech about the economy.
- "Eat, Pray, Queef" - Seen in the crowd of a Live with Regis and Kelly show.
- "Fishsticks" - Seen in the audience of the Jimmy Kimmel Show.
- "Pinewood Derby" - Seen walking with a little boy at the car-testing building.
- "W.T.F." - Seen sitting next to Martha at the very beginning of the episode.
- "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" - Seen outside Butters's house when it is announced that he is writing a second book.
- "200" - Seen at the Park County Community Center.
- "201" - Seen with the rest of the town who are about to give Muhammad to the Gingers.
- "Poor and Stupid" - Seen listening to the Nascar announcer while next to Martha.
- "It's a Jersey Thing" - Seen at the Community Center at the end.
- "Mysterion Rises" - Seen attending a meeting for the Cult of Cthulhu.
- "HUMANCENTiPAD" - Seen when the HUMANCENTiPAD is unveiled to the public.
- "Funnybot" - Seen watching Funnybot perform on stage.
- "Royal Pudding" - Seen in the audience of the play.
- "Crack Baby Athletic Association" - Seen next to Martha at the restaurant Cartman brings Kyle to.
- "Bass to Mouth" - Seen on the bus that Cartman was pushed under.
- "Broadway Bro Down" - Seen watching the "Bro-down", and at Hooters.
- "Reverse Cowgirl" - Seen at the Community Center during Cartman's suggestion about removing toilet seats altogether.
- "Faith Hilling" - Seen at Café Monet.
- "Jewpacabra" - Seen at the Easter festival party in the park.
- "Butterballs" - Seen next to Martha as Butters talks about bullying on live TV.
- "Cartman Finds Love" - Seen exiting the Denver Nuggets game.
- "Sarcastaball" - Seen in the audience of a Sarcastaball game.
- "Raising the Bar" - Seen at Disneyland.
- "A Scause For Applause" - Seen in the crowd at the end.
- "Obama Wins!" - Seen in a voting line at the beginning.
- "Let Go, Let Gov" - Seen at a restaurant during Alec Baldwin's Shitter commercial.
- "World War Zimmerman" - Seen on an plane that Cartman indirectly crashes.
- "Taming Strange" - Seen in the audience of Yo Gabba Gabba's live show.
- "Titties and Dragons" - Seen in the South Park Mall on Black Friday, later seen dead at the same mall.
- "Go Fund Yourself" - Seen outside the Washington Redskins office among the townsfolk protesting.
- "Gluten Free Ebola" - Seen at the Community Center.
- "#REHASH" - Seen at Lorde's initial performance.
- "#HappyHolograms" - Seen at the Live Holiday Television Special.
- "Stunning and Brave" - Seen observing the offensive imagery attack on the PC Delta.
- "You're Not Yelping" - Seen talking about how he thinks he's the lead yelper.
- "Safe Space" - Seen watching Reality's execution.
- "Naughty Ninjas" - Seen at a bar.
- "PC Principal Final Justice" - Seen at the South Park Gun Show with Martha.
- "Member Berries" - Seen watching the girl's volleyball team in the South Park Elementary Gymnasium.
- "The Damned" - Seen driving alongside Martha when Heidi and Eric first go to the park together.
- "Wieners Out" - Seen in the member berry recovery group when Randy calls him out for having member berries in his shirt's pocket.
- "Douche and a Danish" - Seen in the same recovery group among several others when Mr. Garrison visits.
- "Members Only" - Seen at the Grocery Mart while Mr. Garrison takes a can out of his shopping basket.
- "Not Funny" - Seen outside the Park County Police Station.
- "The End of Serialization as We Know It" - Seen outside the SpaceX building.
- "Put It Down" - Seen outside the Denver Amusement Park.
- "Holiday Special" - Seen at Randy's speech outside the school.
- "Franchise Prequel" - Seen at the South Park Elementary Gymnasium.
- "Splatty Tomato" - Seen at the Community Center.
- "A Boy And A Priest" - Seen at the South Park Church.
- "The Problem with a Poo" - Seen at Mr. Hankey and Kyle's performance
- "The Scoots" - Seen at the Community Center.
- "Nobody Got Cereal?" - Seen at the Community Center.
- "Unfulfilled" - Seen at Crunchy's Micro Brew.
- "Bike Parade" - Seen watching Josh Carter talk in an interview.
- "Shots" - Seen at Randy's parade.
- "Let Them Eat Goo" - Seen at the Community Center.
- "The Pandemic Special" - Seen in the streets.
- "South ParQ Vaccination Special" - Seen in the line at Walgreens.
- "Pajama Day" - Seen as a photographer in Cartman's nightmare.
- "Back To The Cold War" - Seen at the Dressage Finals.
- "Cupid Ye" - Seen in the audience as Kyle is elected as the owner of Hollywood.
- "Spring Break" - Seen at Mr. Garrison's speech.
Movies
- South Park: Post Covid: The Return of Covid - Seen at the Colorado State Capitol watching the January 6th rioters apologize at the end.
- South Park: The Streaming Wars Part 2 - Seen at the Government Desalinization Plant at the end.
- South Park: Joining the Panderverse - Seen in the visual representation of what Cartman is talking about as Cartman talks to his therapist.