Horny
"Horny" is a song performed by Mousse T. and Hot 'N' Juicy (featuring Inaya Day) which appears on Chef Aid: The South Park Album. It includes an opening where Matt Stone and Trey Parker receives a mock phone call from Sid Greenfield (voiced by Trey) requesting the song be added into the album.
Lyrics
I'm horny all night long (x7)
You got me horny in the morning
And you know uh oh
I tried to call you
But I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet
But it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it
But uh oh oh
The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby
I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I search from time to time
But I can't find my bedroom
Now I got so desperate that
I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said
They saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from nowhere land
That looked like you
Now we'll keep searching' on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm
Singing this song for you
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby
I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny