Heather Swanson
- For other uses, see Heather (Disambiguation).
Heather Swanson, formerly Blade Jaggart, is a character that appeared as the main antagonist in the Season Twenty-Three episode "Board Girls", in which she competes in the "Strong Woman Competition" after identifying as a female two weeks prior to the event. She is the ex-boyfriend of Strong Woman.
Appearance
Heather Swanson is very muscular and has bulging veins visible on her arms. She has long, brown hair complemented with an abundant beard and mustache. She also wears a Stetson on her head as well as a pair of sunglasses. She wears a belt, boots, and a tank top along with studded gloves and an elbow sleeve over her left arm. She has a rubber, skimpy undergarment made of possible spandex that barely contains her male genitals.
Background
Heather first appeared in "Board Girls", where she competed in the "Strong Woman Competition" and won 1st place. After her win, she afterward continued to stalk and harass Strong Woman and PC Principal. She had beef with Strong Woman after she beat her a while back when she used to identify as "Blade Jaggard," making him choose to take advantage of identifying as transgender, having Strong Woman and PC Principal "both by the balls."
Heather makes a brief cameo appearance at the beginning of "Turd Burglars", where she can be seen among the women at Sheila Broflovski's meeting at the South Park Community Center.
Prominence
- "Board Girls" - The main antagonist; wins women's sporting competitions and terrorizes Strong Woman.
- "Turd Burglars" (cameo)
- "South ParQ Vaccination Special" - Seen at the end celebrating the end of the pandemic.
Quotes
- "I'm here to kick some fuckin' ass!"
- "Transphobe!"
- "Ooh, yeah! Fuck yeah!"
Trivia
- Heather's physical appearance and speaking mannerisms are based on the late professional wrestler, "Macho Man" Randy Savage.
- Heather's last name "Swanson" is a reference to the actual strongest woman in the world, Becca Swanson.
- Though it has yet to be confirmed, Heather Swanson is believed to be voiced by Diedrich Bader. Bader also voiced Tom Nelson, A.K.A Bat Dad, from the Season 9 episode "The Losing Edge". This character sounded and behaved similarly to Heather Swanson, and was also based on a professional wrestler (Leon Allen White, better known as Vader).
- After getting invited to talk as a motivational speaker to the student body of South Park Elementary, Heather takes the stage while South Korean girl group 2NE1's song "I Am the Best" is being played as an entrance song.