File:Cartman is Best Friends with These People - SOUTH PARK

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Cartman dreams in song about the his new best friends, the Sea People. "The Simpsons Already Did It" S06

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EXT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - NIGHT Establishing. INT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - NIGHT Cartman is laying in his bed, falling asleep. CARTMAN Sea People... Coming in the mail tomorrow... He drifts off to sleep. CARTMAN (CONT'D) Yes... Yes... CARTMAN'S DREAM EXT. OCEAN - DAY Cartman is sinking in the Ocean, but then lands in the arms of two Sea People which look just like they did on the box. CARTMAN Look at me - I'm living free The Sea People take Cartman by the hand and lead him to the Sea Village where dozens of other Sea People all wave hello. CARTMAN (CONT'D) - free and clean amongst the Sea People. Cartman in a little Sea People boat, drifting through the water with Cartman at the helm looking through a hand held telescope, wearing a Captain's hat. CARTMAN (CONT'D) We look for pirates, and search for gold - The Sea People lead Cartman up to a great Sea People magic castle. CARTMAN (CONT'D) Life is an adventure with the Sea People. Cartman playing baseball with the Sea People. CARTMAN (CONT'D)

They don't ever complain, they don't call me fat - Cartman blowing out candles on a birthday cake sitting at a table with the Sea People. CARTMAN (CONT'D) They don't make me do homework or nothing like that. Cartman riding sea horses with the Sea People. CARTMAN (CONT'D) This is the way life was meant to be - laughing and singing - Cartman holding hands with the Sea People singing and swinging a la Cindy Loo Who. CARTMAN (CONT'D) The Sea People and meeeeee. Sea people and meeeeee... INT. CARTMAN'S ROOM - NIGHT Cartman gently awakes from his dream. CARTMAN Wow... Cartman looks at his clock - 4:25 a.m. CARTMAN (CONT'D) Only three more hours Sea People. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy God Damn planet full of hippies. Cartman smiles and drifts back to sleep.

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