File:Cartman Enjoys a Poop in the Woods - SOUTH PARK
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The boys are enjoying an evening of camping. As Cartman enjoys a poop in the woods, a mysterious creature shows up. "Jakovasaurs" S03
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EXT. STARK’S POND - NIGHT Against a starry sky, the boys have set up a tent next to the pond. They have a little fire going, and they’re sitting around it, cooking marshmallows with sticks. Except for Cartman; He’s playing his harmonica. CARTMAN You guys, listen to this song I just wrote. It’s called “I Hate You Guys.” (playing) I hate you guys You guys are assholes Especially Kenny I hate him the most Cartman smiles, proud of himself. CARTMAN Okay, now let’s try one all together! (playing) I hate you guys. (talking) Come on, you guys know the words. (playing) Especially Kenny. KYLE This is sweet being rugged outdoorsmen. Facing the wilderness, not having to be home until eight thirty... Cartman gets up and walks away. STAN Where are you going? CARTMAN I’m going home for a minute, I have to go to the bathroom. KYLE Just go behind the trees. CARTMAN I have to go number two.
STAN So, you can poo in the wilderness. CARTMAN No way, dude, what would I wipe with?! KYLE Cartman, don’t be such a baby. We’re supposed to be rugged outdoorsmen. Cartman takes a few steps away. CARTMAN What do I sit on? KYLE You just squat, stupid. Cartman walks a few feet and squats to poo. STAN NOT HERE! Go further away! CARTMAN God, I’m glad you guys know all these pooping outside rules. Cartman walks several yards away and squats. We hear him make a few efforts. CARTMAN Ugh... Hugh... Come on, na... KYLE Watch out for ground eels! The boys all laugh. CARTMAN Shut up, you guys! I can’t think! KYLE What do you have to think about?! CARTMAN I have to think about... Planes dropping bombs...and... Dumptrucks...and...Soft serve ice
cream... (Pause) Ah, that did it. STAN SICK DUDE! Something pulls itself out of the pond... CARTMAN (Playing harmonica) Pooping outside Making soft serve ice cream For all my friends Especially Kenny. POV of the creature as it sneaks up on Cartman. CARTMAN Hey Kenny, can I borrow one of your gloves?! Kenny stands up. KENNY Mph rm. Kenny takes off his glove and heads for Cartman, but then catches himself. KENNY (No way) Mph rm!! Cartman finishes up. He stands back up and zips up his pants, just in time to see a pair of eyes looking at him. Cartman freezes. CARTMAN What the... The thing blinks at Cartman. It makes a sound, HOPE Oohmie gooba! -then dashes off through the bushes. CARTMAN
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!!! COME LOOK AT THIS!!! STAN WE DON’T WANNA LOOK AT IT CARTMAN! CARTMAN YOU GUYS!!! GET OVER HERE!!! KYLE NO WAY, DUDE!! CARTMAN I’M SERIOUSLY!! The boys all come running. CARTMAN (cont’d) Look! over by those bushes! The boys look around... KYLE What? HOPE Meesa scared!! Suddenly, the bushes rustle again and a shadow darts away. STAN I SEE IT!! CARTMAN COME ON, LET’S KILL IT!! The boys all chase after it. Kyle suddenly stops. KYLE (Looking at his shoe) AW!!! CARTMAN!! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BURY IT!!
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