File:Can You Crap Out of Your Mouth? - SOUTH PARK

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To settle his bet with Kyle, Cartman puts food up his butt and craps out his mouth. "Red Hot Catholic Love" S06

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INT. ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BATHROOM - DAY Cartman is kneeling in front of the toilet, as if he's going to puke in it. Stan, Kyle, Tweek, Timmy, Token and Clyde are all standing behind Cartman, watching with interest. Kyle has his arms folded. CARTMAN Huhg... hughh... KYLE Well, Cartman? CARTMAN Hold on! Let a man crap! Hugh... Hugh... Craig walks in. CRAIG What's going on? STAN Cartman shoved food up his ass and now he's trying crap out his mouth. CRAIG Oh. Craig walks out. Cartman hovers over the toilet bowl some more. CARTMAN Ugh... Hugh... Finally Kyle shoves Cartman a little. KYLE Well go on, smart ass, and do it! CARTMAN I'm doing it eye-eady! God give me a minute! STAN (Looking at his watch) You've had five, dude! CARTMAN I can't... I can't do it with you guys watching. Turn around. KYLE No, because you'll just crap out your butt and then say it came out your mouth! CARTMAN Ugh! Do you really think I'd be THAT deceitful, you guys? The boys all just stand there staring at him. Finally, Cartman goes back to trying to crap out his mouth. CARTMAN (CONT'D) Oh God dammit, you guys, I'm so seriously... Ugh... HUGHGGHH!!! Suddenly, Cartman gives a really surprised look. CARTMAN (CONT'D) Hugh? Hwaaaaagh... Slowly, a normal looking brown turd pushes slowly out of Cartman's mouth. It hovers at the end for a second and then drops into the toilet with a tiny ploosh. The boys all stand there in shock. Cartman looks the most shocked of all. KYLE Get the fuck out of here. Finally, victory and joy replaces Cartman's shock. CARTMAN YES!!! YESSS!! I DID IT!!! I CRAPPED OUT MY MOUTH!!! I CRAPPED OUT MY MOUTH!!! Cartman gets in Kyle's face. CARTMAN (CONT'D) YOU OWE ME TWENTY BUCKS, DICKFACE!

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