Fast Food Executives

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The Fast Food Executives were a group of executives representing various fast food chains. They appeared in Season Fifteen episode "Ass Burgers".

Background

Following the success of Cartman Burger, several fast food chains see a drop in sales. The executives gathered to discuss the secret behind Cartman's burgers, drafting a theory that the ingredients from all their restaurants were infused into the burger. During their discussion, Stan Marsh barged into the room, drunk in Jameson Irish Whiskey. The executives had Stan tied up, believing that he was a representative of Cartman Burger, and started interrogating him about the secret ingredient. Kyle, who then had an estranged relationship with Stan, worked there but Stan didn't know anything. The executives didn't believe him and the one from McDonald's kept making snarky remarks and the unlikeliness of the events.

The executives decided to have Stan visit the burger stand and ask about the secret ingredient, threatening to shoot him. This went into failure, with the executives losing patience and start storming the burger stand. As the McDonald's executive was about to unveil the room that holds the secret, he was shot down by the Asperger's freedom fighters. All other executives were also gunned down. Soon after, Cartman Burger was shut down it was revealed that the secret ingredient was his own farts.