Dan Snyder

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Daniel Snyder is the owner of the Washington Redskins American football team. He appears in the Season Eighteen episode, "Go Fund Yourself".

Background

After a bunch of scandals and lawsuits, Snyder loses the trademark to the name "Washington Redskins". The name is then picked up by Eric Cartman as his startup company name. Snyder views this as ridicule, so he tries to convince Cartman in person to stop using the name for his business. He gets turned down point-blank.

He goes to the NFL headquarters to get help from Roger Goodell, who is actually a robot that malfunctions. He then calls all NFL Owners and Presidents on Skype to ask for help. They reach an agreement to put pressure on Cartman's company and force it to change its logo. However, Cartman alters the logo to be more offensive and sarcastic.

In retaliation, Snyder and his team destroy Kickstarter, which he thinks is the most responsible. But contrary to his expectation, Cartman's company manages to survive and prosper.

Before their away game against Dallas Cowboys, Snyder's men finally lose their hope and bail, leaving him the only player to start for the Redskins. The match ends up being a massacre with Snyder beaten into a bloody mess by the Cowboys.

Appearance

Daniel Snyder wears a black business suit, which consists of black shoes, black pants, a black coat, a white shirt, and a red tie dotted in Washington Redskins logos. He has combed black hair and wears glasses.

Prominence

References

Sports Celebrities
Alex SpanosArturo GattiBarry BondsBen RoethlisbergerBrett FavreBrian BoitanoColin KaepernickDale Earnhardt Jr.Dan SnyderDanica PatrickEdgeElin NordegrenJ.J. WattJames HardenJason GiambiJay CutlerJay GrudenJeff GordonJerry JonesJim IrsayJim RomeJimmie JohnsonJohn CenaJohn ElwayKobe BryantLance ArmstrongLeBron JamesMagic JohnsonMark McGwireMatt HasselbeckMatt KensethMichael BufferMichael JordanMichael WilbonMills LaneMr. TNaomi OsakaNFL Owners and PresidentsPaul AllenRoger GoodellSteve BisciottiSteve McNairTiger WoodsTom BradyTony KornheiserTony StewartVince McMahonWill Barton
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Minor Characters from Season Eighteen
Al Pacino | Aunt Jemima | Birthday Party Parents | Brandon Carlile | Canadian Minister of Mobile Gaming | Canadian Minister of Sports | Canadian Reporter | CartmanBrah | Cock Magic Promoter | Cock Magic Ring Announcer | Dan Snyder | Dick Dastardly and Muttley | Dotty Applegate | Elon Musk | Elvis Presley Hologram | Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds | Girls' Volleyball Coach | Hazmat Workers | Iggy Azalea | ISIS | Jeff White | Jerry Jones | J.J. Watt | John Garner | Kindergartner Girl with Brown Pigtails | Kirk Cousins | Kurt Cobain Hologram | Lady Gaga | Lorde | Matthew McConaughey | McNuggets | Michael Jackson Hologram | Miley Cyrus | Minstrel | Mitchell | Nathan's Parents | Neve Campbell | NFL Owners and Presidents | Nicki Minaj | PewDiePie | Possessed Stan Marsh | Record Producer | Robin Williams Hologram | Sia | Slaughterhouse | Steve | Taylor Swift | Tom Vilsack | Tony Bennett | Tupac Shakur Hologram | U2 | Unnamed Interior Designer | Washington Redskins (Football Team) | Washington Redskins (Startup Company) | Wendy Williams

More information: Season Eighteen | List of Minor Characters from Season Eighteen