Colorado All State Basketball Team
The Colorado All State Basketball Team are a group of basketball players representing the state of Colorado. They appear in the Season Nine episode "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina".
Background
During the state team basketball tryouts, Kyle fails to make the team (all consisting of African American players), with the coach pointing out that Jews cannot play basketball, leaving Kyle dejected. Upon learning of Mrs. Garrison's sex change operation, Kyle decides to have a transformation surgery himself, turning him into a tall African-American. With the transformation, he was finally admitted into the Colorado All State team and invited to play a match against the Wyoming team.
Kyle, however, was unaware that his transformation was for cosmetic purpose only, and that his kneecaps were made from Mrs. Garrison's testicles. The match ended in disaster when Kyle's kneecaps explode, leaving the players shocked and the coach screaming in horror.
Appearance
The Colorado All State basketball players wear white jerseys and shorts with navy blue trimmings and player numbers.