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Script
| Call the Banners | |
| The Kingdom of Kupa Keep, day. Standing outside the Grand Wizard's tent are: (from left to right) Princess Kenny, Butters, the New Kid, Tolkien, Scott and Tweek | |
| All soldiers reporting for duty, Grand Wizard! | |
| Nice work, Douchebag. Now all my men are here ready to fight for the- wait a minute, where is Feldspar? Where's my level twelve thief? | |
| Hey yeah, where's Craig? | |
| He's in detention. | |
| What? | |
| He flipped off the Principal, so he's in detention again. | |
| Oh my God... If they've locked away our thief in detention we have no hope of getting back the Stick of Truth. We have to break him out. | |
| Agh! No way man, last time we broke Craig out of detention we ALL got in trouble! | |
| Getting into trouble is a risk that Douchebag is willing to take! [walks over to the New Kid] You have to break out our thief, Douchebag. But don't worry, I will not let you go unprepared. I am going to teach you how to use magic. Meet me at the training barracks. It's time for you to learn “Dragonshout”. | |
| The New Kid goes over to the training barracks | |
| You fight well, Douchebag, but to truly succeed in combat you must learn to harness the power, of your farts. Farting on an opponent at precisely the right time is key to battle. I shall show you how it's done, but first, you must take the Gentlemen's Oath. You must promise to never, ever fart on anyone's balls, okay? Farting on an opponent is necessary, but farting on someone's balls is not cool. Do you understand? All right, then let's begin your training. [walks over to a dummy target] To conjure Dragonshout, you must first clear your mind and take in a deep breath, through your butthole. Like so, [attempts to break wind] HRRNNGGHH! Then... let it rumble inside you... and... DRAGONSHOUT! [turns his back on the target, then releases a huge fart on the target] I'll show you one more time. Suck it in... [a set of controls are shown to instruct the player on how to execute the power] let it rumble... DRAGONSHOUT! [Cartman casts another fart on the target] Now you. Ready? Dragonshout! [move aways from the target, where the New Kid takes over] | |
| The player rolls the game controls to find the maximum frequency | |
| Find the frequency! | |
| When the player reaches maximum frequency | |
| Hold... hold... | |
| With the player hitting the correct button on prompt, the New Kid successfully casts the Dragonshout on the target | |
| My god, that was... incredible. A man could live a hundred years and never again witness a spell so... boisterous. Could it be that the prophecies are true? Could it be that the Dragonborn come at last in our hour of need? Now let us try your skill on a real opponent. Hey, hey, Princess Kenny [chuckles] could you come here a sec? [turns to the New Kid] Shhh! Don't tell him. Okay. Just real quick, Princess Kenny. Sir Douchebag wants to show you something. [Princess Kenny takes here place opposite of the New Kid] All right, you two, spar! Sir Douchebag, show Princess Kenny the magical powers I have taught you. | |
| The New Kid moves towards Princess Kenny and lets out a Dragonshout | |
| HA! HA HA HAAAAA!!! THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!! HA HA AHAHAHA!!! DUDE THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!! [Princess Kenny glares at the wizard] O-okay, good job, Sir Douchebag, that was sweet. Thanks, Princess Kenny. That's all for now. | |
| (Fuck you, asshole!) [Takes her leave] | |
| Ha ahahaha!! Okay, but dude, seriously remember, don't ever do that on someone's balls. Okay, seriously. You have mastered Dragonshout, from now on it will easier for you. | |
| End of training and cutscene. The New Kid is free to move around the kingdom | |
| End of Call the Banners | |