Cable Company President
The Cable Company President is the President of Get Cable Company who appears in the Season Seventeen episode "Informative Murder Porn".
Background
With parents bypassing parental locks set up by their children and gaining access to informative murder porn thereafter, the boys decide to approach the cable company to have the contents taken down from their channels. The cable company agrees to the boys' request upon hearing Stan's explanation that it would "bum their parents out" if they could not watch murder porn.
An statement by the cable company is eventually called upon, where the President introduces a deliberately inconvenient subscription package while rubbing his nipples, concluding that the customers are always "their bitch".
Appearance
The Cable Company President wears a black suit over a white shirt and navy blue tie with pink triangle patterns. His suit includes two Velcro flaps on the chest, exposing his nipples to rub on.