Alan the Security Guard
Alan is a security guard, often partnered with Mark seen in "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery" and "Trapper Keeper".
Background
In "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery", he and Mark are watchmen at Mt. Peaceful Cemetery. They warn South Park about Cleo Broflovski's stolen corpse. They say that it had been stolen for the purpose of having sex with it. Unbeknownst to them, the boys had dug it up to scare the 5th graders. In addition to warning the townsfolk about the stolen body, they also go into graphic detail of what necrophilia is and how it is performed.
In "Trapper Keeper", he and Mark are stationed at Cheyenne Mountain's military base. Alan and many other people cannot tell Rosie O'Donnell apart from the Cartman/Trapper Keeper blob. He survives the disaster.
Appearance
Alan has blond hair and wears square black-framed glasses. He wears a dark blue security guard's uniform compromising a collared shirt, a black tie, a black belt with a gold buckle, pants, and black shoes.
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Alan in "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery".
Personality
He appears to be of relatively low intelligence, not realizing how dangerous the Cartman/Trapper Keeper hybrid was despite its grotesque, ominous appearance.
References
- ↑ "South Park" Trapper Keeper (TV episode 2000). IMDb.com.