Amor Simultáneo
"Amor Simultáneo" es una canción cantada por Chef en el episodio de Temporada 02, "Verano de Mierda", que cantó a tres hermosas mujeres mientras estaba de vacaciones en Aruba, ignorando una serpiente negra que estaba matando a la gente.
Chef canta una versión extendida de esta canción en el Ayuden a Chef: El Álbum de South Park. Esta canción aparece en la introducción del videojuego, South Park: Chef's Luv Shack.
Letra en Inglés
Baby, you know, you're the one for me
And all that I want to be is...
You! And me! And her, simultaneous,
You, and me, and you, and you
Simultaneous lovin', baby, two or three
Simultaneous, ooh! Come on!
Have an open mind,
Pull my trigger down
Give me the last, cold turkey brass, make it fast,
Take my ass to town
Have an open mind,
Send my cares away
Ring my bell, ya fat pig, oh well, what the hell,
Today's your lucky day
You! And me! and her, simultaneous
You, and me, and Winona Ryder
Simultaneous lovin', baby, two or three
Simultaneous, ooh! Come on!
Have an open mind,
It's a normal thing to do
Don't be prude, just get nude, oh, you're being rude,
I would do it for you
Baby, please have an open mind,
You're the only one I love
These girls, you see, they don't mean anything,
Let's all get in the tub!
You! And me! And her too, simultaneous
You, and me, and your momma, and your sister
Simultaneous lovin', baby, two or three
Simultaneous, ow! Come on!
Everybody here in the pool!
Have an open mind,
Don't be so mean to me
Call your sister, and your mother, and your aunt
It's every man's fantasy
Have an open- Whoa, baby!
Put that knife away
Don't be mad, I'll take you back, just relax,
We can make love your way
I'm talkin' about you, and me, and some flowers, and some wine, instantaneous!
You, and me, and Whitney Houston- On the radio, babe, on the radio!
Some candles and some good feelings, just the two of us
Oh, fudge it
Now, I'm talkin' about you, and me! And her, and her, and her, simultaneous!
You and me, all the women in the house!
Simultaneous lovin', three on seven, make it a baker's dozen
Say the ladies in the house, clap your hands! Woo!
Now, that'd be a party, ladies.
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