Who's Got the Greatest Mom In The World?

"Who's Got the Greatest Mom In The World?" is song sung by Eric and Liane Cartman in the Season Ten episode, "Tsst".

Background

South Park Elementary school counselor Mr. Mackey calls Liane Cartman into his office because Eric Cartman handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle to the school flagpole, then gave him a hacksaw to free himself. While discussing her son's worsening violent behavior, she begins to cry. Cartman tries to lighten the mood by singing this song.

Lyrics

Cartman:
You're a great mom.
Who's got the greatest mom in the world?
I dooo.
My mom is number one in my heart.
It's true!

Mrs. Cartman and Cartman:
My mom's the best mom, better than your mom.
It's singing together in harmony.

International Lyrics

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German lyrics	Translation
Cartman: Wer hat die beste Mama auf der Welt? Frag mich Du bist die Allerbeste für mich Sag ich Mrs. Cartman and Cartman: Meinen Mama ist die beste Mama, besser als deine Mama Das singen wir beide in Harmonie	Cartman: Who has the best mom in the world? Ask me. You're the very best for me. I say. Mrs. Cartman and Cartman: My mom is the best mom, better than your mom. We both sing this in harmony.

Spanish (Latin America) lyrics	Translation
Cartman: ¿Quién es la mejor mamá del mundo? Eres tú ¿Quién es la dueña de mi corazón? Eres tú Mrs. Cartman and Cartman: Mi mamá es la mejor, mejor que la tuya Cantemos juntos en armonia	Cartman: Who is the best mom in the world? It's you. Who owns my heart? It's you. Mrs. Cartman and Cartman: My mom is the best, better than yours. Let's sing together in harmony.

Portuguese (Brazil) lyrics	Translation
Cartman: Quem é minha melhor mãe do mundo? Eu tenho Minha mãe é a melhor e mora no meu Coração Mrs. Cartman and Cartman: Minha mãe é a melhor, melhor que a sua Vamos cantar juntos	Cartman: Who is the best mom in the world? I do. My mom is the best and lives (In my) heart. Mrs. Cartman and Cartman: My mom is the best, better than yours. Let's sing together.

Songs from Season Ten

Afternoon Delight | Begin the Beguine | Can't Fight This Feeling | Cartman's Buck Rogers Theme | Dawg's Crew Theme Song | Don't Stop Believin' | Hey People, You Gotta Drive Hybrids Already | I'm Goin' Back to Cali | I Love to Brush My Teeth | Live to Win | Love Will Keep Us Together | Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye | Oh Yeah | Smuggy San Francisco Town | Song 2 | Symphony No. 9: Adagio - Allegro Molto | We Are the Champions | What Really Happened on 9-11? | Who's Got the Greatest Mom In The World? See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Ten | Season Ten