We're Heading For a Crap Out

"We're Heading For a Crap Out" is a song sung by the Woodland Critters on their way to Satan, which is featured during the Season Twenty-Eight episode, "The Crap Out".

Background

On their way to Satan with Stan Marsh, the Woodland Critters excitedly sing about the fact that they are heading towards the crap out, the birth of Satan's baby, the Anti-Christ. Shortly after they finish singing, they are stopped by Stan.

Lyrics

All Christmas Critters:
We're heading for a crap out, crap out, crap out
We smell a crap out coming soon!
Don't take the hard route

Beary:
Just get to the crap out!

All Christmas Critters:
Satan's gonna crap out his anal womb!