The Yelper Special

"The Yelper Special" (also known as Boogers & Cum) is a song featured in the Season Nineteen episode, "You're Not Yelping".

Background

When restaurant owners started to realize that the opinions of Yelpers were meaningless because every one of them thought they were the leader, they decided to stop serving Yelpers with respect. Every time a Yelper came into their restaurant, the chefs would do something horrible and disgusting to their food without them even noticing, such as smearing their boogers on it and ejaculating on it. At the end of "You're Not Yelping", a montage of all of the food defacing played with this song featured.

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The song is heard as The New Kid picks up a sample of boogers and cum during The Bowels of the Beast mission in the Italian restaurant Buca de Faggoncini, one of the ingredients required for a drink to be given to the DJ Hippo. There is another reference to the song; during a battle with the employees Buca De Faggoncini, one of them says, "I'm gonna put boogers and cum on all you little fuckers!"

Lyrics

So you're one of the Yelpers special blessed,
You demand a restaurants' very best.
Well they're gonna treat you special, I'm telling you chum.
Now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum.

Boogers and cum, that's called the Yelper special.
Boogers and cum, say what's that on your pretzel?
Your online critiques are real useful to some,
Now have a good time eating boogers and cum.

Boogers and cum, someone farted on your salad?
Boogers and cum, but your decor critiques are valid.
You think you're special like you're A-number one,
Well, there's a whole lot of special in boogers and cum.

Boogers and cum, how 'bout some feces with your flounder?
Boogers and cum, you like that queefy quarter pounder?
Yelper: What's that spice that feels tangy on my tongue?
Waiter: Oh, that's the yuzu pepper, (walks away and mutters to himself) along with some boogers and cum.

David: Here you are, sir.
Cartman: Thank you, David, that's good service.
David: I will bring you food every day, my friend.
Cartman: Mmm, is that a Jalapeño cream sauce?
David: Yes, my father made it just for you.
Cartman: Hmm, it's tart, but savory.

Boogers and cum, being a food critic's easy.
Boogers and cum, oh, you feel a little queasy?
Do you need a diagnosis? Well, the doctor's got one.
Doctor: Your stomach seems to be filled with boogers and cum.

Boogers and cum, piss in your potatoes.
Boogers and cum, some guys' shit on your tomatoes.
Alright, fancy food critics, looks like you've won,
Now please enjoy all the booo-hooo-geeers... booo-hooo-geeers... annnd cuuummm!

International Lyrics

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Spanish (Spain) lyrics

Translation

Eres un Yelpero superior Y en comida exige es lo mejor Pues tendrás lo que mereces si todos te temen Te gusta este plato va con mocos y semen Mocos y semen, es en con Yelper del día Mocos y semen, ¿Qué habrá en tu galletita? Tus críticas online mucho éxito obtienen Pues pasalo bien, come mocos y semen Mocos y semen, toma pedo en tu ensalada Mocos y semen, reseña casas decoradas Es especial es al que todo se atienen Pues más especial que mocos y semen Mocos y semen, ¿Qué tal las heces con lenguado? Mocos y semen, ¿Carne con flujo viene untado? Yelper: ¿Cuál es la especial que le da el picor? Waiter: Es pimienta negra, con mocos y semen, como no. David: Aquí tiene, señor. Cartman: Gracias David. ¡Buen servicio! David: Te serviré la comida todos los diás. Cartman: Mmm. ¿Esto se de jalapeño? David: Si, está hecho mi padre para ti. Cartman: Mmm, es sabre, pero sabrosa. Mocos y semen, críticar si te pone Mocos y semen, ¿Oh, Sientes retortijones? ¿Un diagnóstico quieres? El doctor ya lo tiene Doctor: Parece que tiene el estómago lleno de mocos y semen. Mocos y semen, pís en tus patatas Mocos y semen, y tomates con cagada Te doy crítica fijo mis para bienes Que te aprovechen los mooo-ooo-coos mooo-ooo-coos con semen!

You're a top Yelper And when it comes to food, demanding is the best Well, you'll get what you deserve if everyone fears you Do you like this dish? It comes with boogers and cum? Boogers and cum, it's the Yelper dish of the day Boogers and cum, what's in your cookie? Your online reviews are getting a lot of success So have fun, enjoy boogers and cum Boogers and cum, take a fart in your salad Boogers and cum, review decorated houses He's special and the one that everyone sticks to Well, more special than boogers and cum Boogers and cum, how about a shit on your flounder? Boogers and cum, beef smeared with a queef? Yelper: What is the special thing that gives it the itch? Waiter: It's black pepper, and boogers and cum, of course. David: Here you go, sir. Cartman: Thanks, David. Great service! David: I will serve you food every day. Cartman: Mmm. Is that jalapeño? David: Yes, my father made it just for you. Cartman: Mmm, flavorful, and tasty. Boogers and cum, critique if it turns you on Boogers and cum, oh, feeling crampy? Want a diagnosis? The doctor has it Doctor: It looks like your stomach is full of boogers and cum. Boogers and cum, piss on your potatoes Boogers and cum, and shit on your tomatoes I'll give you a special review for my food Enjoy your meal with booo-hooo-geeers... booo-hooo-geeers... and cum!

Spanish (Latin America) lyrics

Translation

Eres por Yelp un afortunado, Y por eso quieres todo regalado Recibirás un trato especial, creerás que te temen Así que prepárate para mocos y semen Mocos y semen. Especial para los Yelpers Mocos y semen. ¿Qué es eso en tu pretzel? Tus críticas hacen que cuidados extremen, Diviértete comiendo mocos y semen Mocos y semen. ¿Hay un pedo en tu ensalada? Mocos y semen. Y tú crees que fue sazonada Te crees especial sin que nadie blasfeme, Pues, tienes que comer esos mocos y semen Mocos y semen. ¿Qué tal unas heces con pescados? Mocos y semen. ¿Y esa hamburguesa en estofado? Yelper: ¿Qué es esa especia que en la lengua siento fuerte? Waiter: Oh eso es pimiento yuzu, con bastantes mocos y semen. David: Aquí tiene, señor. Cartman: Gracias David. ¡Qué buen servicio! David: Te traeré comida todos los días, amigo. Cartman: Mmm, ¿Eso es crema de jalapeño? David: Sí, mi padre la hizo solo para ti. Cartman: Hmm, es agria pero sabrosa. Mocos y semen, ser un crítico es muy fácil Mocos y semen, oh, ¿Te sientes un poco mareado? ¿Necesitas un diagnóstico? Pues el médico tiene uno Doctor: Parece que tiene el estómago lleno de mocos y semen. Mocos y semen, orina en tu puré Mocos y semen, o en los tomates cagaré Bueno, crítico culinario, no queremos que te quemen, Ahora disfruta de tus moooo-jooo-joooo-cooos moooo-jooo-jooo-cooos y semeeeen.

You're lucky because of Yelp, And that's why you want everything for free You'll get special treatment, you'll think they fear you So get ready for boogers and cum Boogers and cum, the Yelper Special Boogers and cum, what's that in your pretzel? Your criticisms make me extremely careful, Have fun eating boogers and cum Boogers and cum, is there a fart in your salad? Boogers and cum, and you think it was seasoned You think you're special without anyone blaspheming you, Well, you have to eat that boogers and cum Boogers and cum, how about some shit on your fish? Boogers and cum, and that queefed hamburger? Yelper: What is that spice that I feel strongly on my tongue? Waiter: Oh that's yuzu pepper, with lots of boogers and cum. David: Here you go, sir. Cartman: Thanks, David. What a great service! David: I'll bring you food every day, friend. Cartman: Mmm, is that jalapeño cream? David: Yes, my father made it just for you. Cartman: Hmm, it's sour but tasty. Boogers and cum, being a critic is very easy Boogers and cum, oh, are you feeling a little dizzy? Need a diagnosis? The doctor has one Doctor: It looks like your stomach is full of boogers and cum. Boogers and cum, piss in your mash Boogers and cum, shit in your tomatoes Well, food critic, we don't want you to get burned, Now enjoy your booo-hooo-geeers... booo-hooo-geeers... and cum!

French lyrics

Translation

Oooh, vous êtes de l'élite des Yelpers Exiger de restaurants ce qu'il y a meilleur Vous aurez le traitement de faveur, oui parole d'honneur Vous allez en bouffer de la morve et du sperme La morve et du sperme, speciale Yelper on l'appelle La morve et du sperme, ey, il y a quoi sur votre bretzel? Vous critiques en ligne il y en a certains qui les aimes Régalez-vous bien c'est la morve et du sperme La morve et du sperme, d'accord on pète dans votre salade La morve et du sperme, mais vos idées d'éco sont valables Vous croyer top, vous pensez qu'on vous aime Mais dan tout ce qu'on vous sert il y a de la morve et du sperme La morve et du sperme, du caca dans le poisson, c'est bien cool La morve et du sperme, comme les burgers au petit goût de moule Yelper: C'est quoi ce petit goût épicé qui me titille la langue? Waiter: Ca c'est du poivre yuzu, avec la morve et du sperme. David: Et voilà, monsieur. Cartman: Merci beaucoup, David, ça c'est un super service. David: J'apportant ta bouffe tous les jours, mon ami. Cartman: C'est de sauce la jalapeño à la crème dedans? David: Ouais, mon papa la fait exprès pour toi. Cartman: C'est la goût amer, mais c'est excellent. La morve et du sperme, c'est si facile d'être critique La morve et du sperme, oh, vous avez quoi peut-être l'colique? Allez voir le médecin il vous dire que c'est rien Doctor: Votre estomac a l'air d'être rempli de morve et du sperme. La morve et du sperme, pipi dans votre purée La morve et du sperme, dans votre tomates le cuistot a chié Chers critiques gastronomique vous avez gagné J'espère que vous appréciez la-a-a morve... mooo-ooo-rve, et le sperme!

Oooh, you're elite Yelpers. Demand the best from restaurants. You'll get special treatment, yes, I promise. You'll eat a lot of boogers and cum. Boogers and cum, we call it the Yelper Special Boogers and cum, ey, what's in your pretzel? Some of you online critics like them. Enjoy them, it's boogers and cum. Boogers and cum, Okay, we'll fart in your salad Boogers and cum, but your deco ideas are valid You think you're great, you think we love you But everything we serve you has boogers and cum Boogers and cum, shit on your fish, that's cool Boogers and cum, burgers with a hint of queef Yelper: What's that spicy taste tickling my tongue? Waiter: That's yuzu pepper, with boogers and cum. David: Here you go, sir. Cartman: Thank you very much, David, that's a great service. David: I bring your food every day, my friend. Cartman: Is that jalapeño cream sauce in it? David: Yeah, my dad made it especially for you. Cartman: It tastes bitter, but it's excellent. Boogers and cum, it's so easy to be critical Boogers and cum, oh, is that colic? Go see the doctor, he will tell you it's nothing Doctor: It looks like your stomach is full of boogers and cum. Boogers and cum, piss in your mashed potatoes Boogers and cum, the chef has shat on your tomatoes Dear food critics, you have won Hope you enjoy your booo-hooo-geeers... booo-hooo-geeers... and cum!

Italian lyrics

Translation

Sei il più grande critico che c'è Vuoi che solo il meglio va da te Avrai piatti più speciali, di gran qualita Preparati a gustare sborra a volontà Sborra un po' qua, lui scrive per Yelper Sborra un po' qua, eh, che c'è sul tuo prezel? Scrivendo minchiate tu son qua, qua, la qua Preparati a gustare sborra a volontà Sborra un po' qua, chi scorreggia l'insalata Sborra un po' qua, la tua critica l'ho apprezzata Non sei speciale, il cuoco già lo sa che Quando tu arrivi lui ci sborra un po' qua Sborra un po' qua, lo so ti piace quella orata? Sborra un po' qua, la patata lo struciata? Yelper: Cos'è questo gusto speziato che sento in bocca? Waiter: Quello è pepe yuzu, insieme a sborra a volontà David: Signore, è pronto. Cartman: Grazie, David, ottimo servizio, bravi. David: E ti porterò il cibo tutti i giorni. Cartman: Mmm, cos'è questa cremina jalapeño? David: Si, fatta apposta da mio padre a mano. Cartman: Mmm, un po' acida, ma saporita. Sborra un po' qua, critico così non vale Sborra un po' qua, oh, ti senti un poco male? Se fa una visitina, il medico dirà Doctor: Lo stomaco è un po' pieno di sborra qua e là Sborra un po' qua, piscio sul purè Sborra un po' qua, e sa di merda quel patè Ok, critico gastronomico, hai vinto è la verità Ti puoi godere la sbo-o-o-rra... un po-o-o' qua... e... là!

You are the biggest critic there is You want only the best to go to you You will have more special dishes, of great quality Get ready to enjoy cum at will A little cum here, he writes for Yelper A little cum here, eh, what's on your pretzel? Writing bullshit when you are here, here, and there Get ready to taste cum at will A little cum here, who farts the salad A little cum here, I appreciated your criticism You're not special, the chef already knows that When you arrive he cums a little here A little cum here, you like that sea bream? A little cum here, and that queefed potatoes? Yelper: What is this spicy taste I feel in my mouth? Waiter: That's yuzu pepper, along with plenty of cum. David: Sir, it's ready. Cartman: Thanks David, great service, well done. David: And I will bring you food every day. Cartman: Mmm, is this jalapeño cream? David: Yes, my father made it especially by hand. Cartman: Mmm, a little sour, but tasty. A little cum here, I'm not worth criticizing A little cum here, oh, you feel a little bad? If you go for a check-up, the doctor will say Doctor: The stomach is a bit full of cum here and there. A little cum here, piss on your mashed potatoes A little cum here, that pâté tastes like shit Ok, food critic, you win, it's the truth You can now enjoy the cuuuum... hee-ee-ee-re... and... there!

Polish lyrics

Translation

Jako Yelpa krytyk jesteś tu Oczekujesz potraw jak ze snu I potrafią oni zadbać o takich jak ty Na gluty i spermę lepiej szykuj się dziś Sperma i glut, tak właśnie działa yelper Sperma i glut, „Co to? Specjalny precel?” My twoją recenzję tak cenimy tu Smacznego, kolego, chapaj spermę i glut Sperma i glut, ktoś napierdział ci w sałatę Sperma i glut, na dodatkach skup się zatem Bo słusznie gardzisz tym, co je zwykły lud Czeka tu na ciebie nasza sperma i glut Sperma i glut, z kałem flądra już leci Sperma i glut, muśnięty kroczem kotlecik? Yelper: Ten cierpko-słodki dressing, czy tam jest miód? Waiter: Miód gruszkowo-jajeczny, no i sperma i glut. David: Proszę, dla pana. Cartman: Dziękuję, Davidzie. Dobra, szybka dostawa. David: Będę ci przynosił codziennie, przyjacielu Cartman: Hm... czy to sos śmietanowo-papryczkowy? David: Tak, tata zrobił to specjalnie dla ciebie. Cartman: Lekko cierpki, ale smaczny. Sperma i glut, być krytykiem każdy może Sperma i glut, czyżbyś czuł się trochę gorzej? Doctor ma diagnozę szokującą ciut Doctor: To, co ma pan w żołądku, to sperma i glut. Sperma i glut, zaszczane ziemniaczki Sperma i glut, a na wierzchu trochę sraczki Brawo, wielki krytyku! Masz świat u swych stóp Teraz swoją zajadaj spe-e-e-rmę... spe-e-e-rmę... i glut

As a Yelp critic, you're here You expect food from a dream And they know how to take care of people like you Better get ready for boogers and cum today Boogers and cum, that's how a Yelper works Boogers and cum, "What this, a special pretzel?" We value your review so much here Enjoy, buddy, grab some boogers and cum Boogers and cum, someone farted in your salad Boogers and cum, so focus on the extras Because you rightly despise what the commoners eat Our boogers and cum are waiting for you here Boogers and cum, the flounder is flying with faeces Boogers and cum, crotch-smeared cutlet? Yelper: That tart-sweet dressing, is there honey in it? Waiter: That's honey with pear and eggs, and boogers and cum. David: Here, for you. Cartman: Thank you, David. Good, fast delivery. David: I will bring you food every day, my friend Cartman: Hmm... is that a cream and pepper sauce? David: Yes, dad made it especially for you. Cartman: Slightly tart, but tasty. Boogers and cum, anyone can be a critic Boogers and cum, are you feeling a little worse? The doctor has a slightly shocking diagnosis Doctor: What you have in your stomach, is boogers and cum. Boogers and cum, pissed potatoes Boogers and cum, and a little bit of diarrhea on top Bravo, great critic! You have the world at your feet Now enjoy your booo-hooo-geeers... booo-hooo-geeers... and cum!

Trivia

• The song was one of several songs performed at the South Park: The 25th Anniversary Concert. It featured The Book of Mormon actor Graham Bowen roleplaying as a Yelper, who tap dances to the tune of the song.