Sister Christian

"Sister Christian" is a song performed by American rock band Night Ranger. It is featured in the Season Twenty-Eight episode "Twisted Christian".

Background

PC Principal arranges a meeting for Jesus Christ and a lady named Peggy Rockbottom at The Cheesecake Factory. Annoyed with Peggy's obnoxious behavior, Jesus leaves for the bathroom, with PC Principal following. When Jesus claims that PC Principal has a warped sense of Christianity, PC Principal in turn accuses Jesus of acting "gay" and questioning his faith, eventually escalating into punching Jesus.

Jesus refuses to fight PC Principal, and takes his leave to reflect. However, after passing by the South Park Church, he decides to return to the restaurant and takes Peggy with him.

Lyrics

Sister Christian, oh, the time has come
And you know that you're the only one to say, "Okay"
Where you goin'? What you lookin' for?
You know those boys don't want to play no more with you, it's true

You're motorin'
What's your price for flight?
In finding Mister Right
You'll be alright tonight

Babe, you know you're growin' up so fast
And mama's worryin' that you won't last to say, "Let's play"
Sister Christian, there's so much in life
Don't you give it up before your time is due, it's true
It's true, yeah

Motorin'
What's your price for flight?
You've got him in your sight
And drivin' through the night
Motorin'
What's your price for flight?
In finding Mister Right
You'll be alright tonight

Sister Christian, oh, the time has come
And you know that you're the only one to say, "Okay"
But you're motorin'
Yeah, motorin'