San Diego (Song)

"San Diego", also known as "Jackin' It In San Diego", is a music video featured in the Season Sixteen episode, "Butterballs". The song is a vocal surf song performed in universe by a three-man vocal group, wearing blue suits. Jerry Sanders, the Mayor of San Diego, makes a guest appearance.

Background

Stan Marsh created an anti-bullying music video, called "Make Bullying Kill Itself". It was produced by Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers, an anti-bullying organization. Stan sold the rights to the video to a movie producer, named Nick Jabs. Jabs set up an interview for Stan and Butters on Dr. Oz's talk show, to promote the video. Dr. Mehmet Oz sued South Park Elementary after Butters assaulted him in a rage of pent-up anger, caused by being bullied. Jabs backed out of the movie deal, due to the bad publicity from Butters' incident.

San Diego Montage

Stan was blamed for these incidents and everyone turned against him for the trouble that was caused. When asked what he was going to do about it he replied, "I guess there's only one thing left for me to do." He flew to San Diego, where he took off his clothes, and danced on a street corner.

Lyrics

Singers:
Baaam badam baaam baaadam, baaam badam bam.
Baaam badam baaam baaadam, baaam badam bam.

I'm gonna jack it where the sun always shines (He's gonna jack it)
Been spreadin' the word and now I need to ease my mind (Jackin' it, ohhh)
Been plantin' them apple seeds, and while the apples grow,
I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack

I don't need no shirt, no, gonna take them pants right off (He's about to jack it)
On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks? (Jack it, jack it, ohhh)
Been around God's country, and there's one thing I know,
There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego

Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Jackin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack (Jackin' for the Lord!)

Jerry Sanders:
"Come to San Diego, there's so much to see. From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay to the warm tortillas of Old Town. And after a day of sightseeing, why not try spankin' it in one of our charming city streets? San Diego. Come, take a load off."

Singers:
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack
A-whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack
Spankin' it, jerkin' it, smackety-smack

The cars are passin' me by, they honk and say "hello" (Hey, that guy's jackin' it!)
From his window, there's a guy shootin' video (Video of him jackin')
And if the good Lord, Jesus, comes knockin' on my door,
Just tell him that I'm jackin' it in San Diego

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack (He's about to jack it)
Jack it, whack it, jack it, jackin' it, jack (Whackin' it, whackin' it)
Whack it, whack it, spank, spank, whack, whackin' it, whack (Look at me, I'm jackin' it)
Spank it, whack it, jack it, jack it, whackin' it, whack (Whack it)
Spank it, spank it, whack it, whack it, San Diego (He's about to jack it)
San Diego, jack, jack, whackin' it, wack (Whackin' it, whackin' it)
Whack it, San Diego, whackin' it, whack (Keep on jackin' it)
San Diego, jack it, jack it, whackin' it, whack (San Diego)
Jack, San Diego, whack, whack, jackin' it, jack (Jack it)
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackin' it, jack (Whackin' it, whackin' it, whackin' it, whack)
San Diego, jack, jack, (Wack, wack)
Whack, jack, spank, spank, spank,
San Diego, ahhh...

International Lyrics

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German lyrics

Translation

Singers: Baaam badam baaam baaadam, baaam badam bam. Baaam badam baaam baaadam, baaam badam bam. Da, wo die Sonne scheint, schrubb' ich mir meine Pracht (mit meiner Hand) Ich muss mal runterkommen, hab' reichlich Wind gemacht (am Straßenrand) Sie sagt, sie reibt daran und ich bin einfach froh Solang ich richtig wixen kann in San Diego Ficke-di, ficke-di, ficke-di fick Schleuderi, schleudero, schleuderido Ich brauch kein Hemd mehr, ich zieh die Hose aus (selbst ist der Mann) Weg mit dem ganzen Zeug, ich fühl' mich wie zuhaus (im Schleudergang) Ich hab die Welt gesehen, doch nirgends war es so Perfekt zum Spritzen wie in San Diego Mütze, Glatze, Mütze, Glatze, yeah yeah yeah! Latte zupfen, Jürgen würgen, bitte sehr! Spritzeri, spritzera, spritzeri-da! Onani, onana, onananaaaa (Das ist dein Gemächt!) Jerry Sanders: Kommen sie nach San Diego! Hier gibt es für jeden was, vom erfrischenden Wasser in der Mission Bay bis zu den warmen Tortillas in Oldtown, und nach der Sightseeing-Tour können Sie sich unter Palmen gemütlich einen wedeln! San Diego - komm und lass' es raus! Singers: Spritzeri, spritzera, spritzeri-da! Onani, onana, onananaaaa Mütze, Glatze, Mütze, Glatze, yeah yeah yeah! Latte zupfen, Jürgen würgen, bitte sehr! Und wer vorüber fährt, der hupt und ruft Hallo ("Hey, der ist am Jürgen würgen!") Und vor 'nem Fenster macht einer 'n Video (ein Video) Und wenn der Herr dich fragt: "Wo ist der Junge hin?" Sag ihm, dass ich in San Diego beim Wixen bin! Mütze, Glatze, Mütze, Glatze, yeah yeah yeah! Latte zupfen, Jürgen würgen, bitte sehr! Spritzeri, spritzera, spritzeri-da! Onani, onana, onananaaaa

Spanish (Spain) lyrics

Translation

Singers: Baaam badam baaam baaadam, baaam badam bam. Baaam badam baaam baaadam, baaam badam bam. Voy a cascármela donde el sol brilla más (Sí va a cascársela) Corrí la voz y busco tranquilidad (Cáscatela) Manzas ya planté y mientras crecen yo Voy a ir a cascármela a San Diego Cáscate, cáscate, cáscatela Muévete, muévete, muévetela Fuera la camisa y me sobra el pantalon (Sí ya va a cascársela) Con este día quien querría ropa interior (Cáscatela) Recorrí el país y tengo claro que no Hay city igual para cascársela que San Diego Cáscate, cáscate, cáscatela Muévete, muévete, muévetela Cásca, cásca, cáscatela Muéve, muévete, muévetela (¡Es por el señor!) Jerry Sanders: Vengan a San Diego aquí hay mucho que ver. De las cristalinas aguas de Mission Bay, a las ricas tortillas de Old Town. Y tras un día de excursiones, por que no probar a cascársela en una de nuestras bellas cales? San Diego; vengan, desahoguense. Singers: Cáscate, cáscate, cáscatela Muévete, muévete, muévetela Vete ya, venga, machácatela Venga, menea, meneatela Los coches pasan y toca el claxon quien me ve (¡Ese se la está cascando!) En su ventana graba un video un cacho (Cáscatela) Y si el señor a mi puerta fue y llamó Decirle que estoy disfrutando en San Diego Cáscate, cáscate, cáscatela Muévete, muévete, muévetela (Se la está cascando) Vete ya, venga, machácatela Venga (casca), menea (casca), meneatela

Spanish (Latin America) lyrics

Translation

Singers: Baaam badam baaam baaadam, baaam badam bam. Baaam badam baaam baaadam, baaam badam bam. Voy a tocarme donde brilla el sol (Va a tocarse) Estaba hablando y necesito descansar (A tocarme voooo...ooooy) Planté manzanas y mientras que crezcan, ¡Voy a ir a tocarme en San Diego! Tocarse, tocarse, rápido va Toca y toca sin parar Ropa no necesito y me la quitaré (Va a tocarse) En este día no voy a usar calzón (A tocarme voooo...ooooy) He estado por el mundo y hay algo que sé. ¡Nada mejor que tocarse en San Diego! Tocarse, tocarse, rápido va Toca y toca sin parar Tocarse, tocarse, rápido va Toca y toca sin parar (¡Tócate por Dioooooooooos!) Jerry Sanders: Vengan a San Diego. Hay mucho para ver. Hay mucho desde actividades en la bahía y hasta rica comida en la vieja ciudad. Luego de un día de paseo, ¿Por qué no intenta tocarse en una de nuestras hermosas calles? San Diego. Vengan, descárguense. Singers: Tocarse, tocarse, rápido va Toca y toca sin parar Tocarse, tocarse, rápido va Toca y toca sin aflojar Los autos pasas y saludan sin parar (¡Hey se está tocando!) Desde la ventanal los van hasta filmar (Lo filman al tocar) Y si Jesús viene y pregunta dónde estoy, Díganle que me toco en San Diego. A tocarse, tocarse, rápido va Frota, frota sin parar Tocarse, tocarse, rápido va Frota y toca sin aflojar

Polish lyrics

Translation

Singers: Baaam badam baaam baaadam, baaam badam bam. Baaam badam baaam baaadam, baaam badam bam. Zamierzam urwać na słoneczny brzeg (skubaniec ten) Naprawić chciałem świat dziś zrelaksuje się (dobrze mu szło) Zasiałem dobro w krąg i zanim zbiorę plon Pocharcuje z moim koniem w San Diego Wali go, wali go, wali go tak Klepie go, wali go, klepie go tak Po co ubranie mi nago będę pląsał tu (wyjmuje ptaka) Na co mi majtki gdy pogoda jak ze snu (wyjmuje go) Zwiedziłem cały świat i powiem wam to Najlepiej trzepać kapucyna w San Diego Trzepie, trzepie, trzepie go tak Gładzi go, trzepie go, gładzi go tak Wali go, wali go, wali go tak Wali go, wali go, wali go tak (Bóg namaścił gooo...) Jerry Sanders: <<>> Singers: Wali go, wali go, wali go tak Stawia go, męczy go, stawia go tak Śmiga go, targa to, szarpie go tak Łapie go, marszczy go, bije go tak Tu jakiś miły pan zaraz się przywitam z nim (Hej gościu czochra freda!) A inny gostek kręci właśnie o mnie film (Mojego ptaka) A gdyby Jezus przyszedł i pytał o mnie to... To powiedz że na ręcznym jadę w San Diego Wali go, wali go, wali go tak Klepie go, wali go, klepie go sam (mojego ptaka) Tak, tak, tak, tak wali go tak, tak Wali go, wali go, wali go tak...

Trivia

• This video is a parody of Jason Russell's breakdown in San Diego, California, where he was detained for public nudity and disrupting traffic.
• The three singers parody "The Kingston Trio", a popular band from the late '50s who established "folk-pop". One of the members, Nick Reynolds was a native of San Diego.
• The song was released as "San Diego" on iTunes on August 21, 2012, through Comedy Central Records.
• In the lead-up to Season Twenty-Five, the song was re-recorded with an orchestral rendition.
• This song was one of several songs performed at the South Park: The 25th Anniversary Concert.

Record Store Day Exclusive

This song, along with "Gay Fish", was released on a 7-inch vinyl record for Record Store Day on April 20, 2013.