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Pete Hegseth is a Fucking Douche
"Pete Hegseth is a Fucking Douche" is a song parodying "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins, which became popular through the 1986 movie Top Gun, where it was featured in. The song is featured in the Season Twenty-Eight episode "Turkey Trot".
Background
After shooting with tear gas at the South Park townsfolk during their turkey trot, Hegseth, sitting in a helicopter, tells his audience that he is about to take out the "narco-terrorists", and slides down onto the street using a rope as the lyrics start playing. He proceeds to jump at people to bring them down, filming himself as he's doing so and posing in front of the captured townspeople. The montage abruptly ends when Detective Harris and Mitch Murphy drive up to him as he's mindlessly shooting into the air with a machine gun.
The song later continues as the credits roll.
Lyrics
During the Episode
Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche
Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche
Acting like a tough guy
Posting it around the world
Making lots of content
Like a little teenage girl
Pete Hegseth's a fucking douche
Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche
During the Credits
Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche
What you gonna do
Now everybody's laughing at you
Your kids are gonna hear this
And their friends will watch it too
They'll be singing
Pete Hegseth's a fucking douche
Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche