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Pete Hegseth is a Fucking Douche

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"Pete Hegseth is a Fucking Douche" is a song parodying "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins, which became popular through the 1986 movie Top Gun, where it was featured in. The song is featured in the Season Twenty-Eight episode "Turkey Trot".

Background

After shooting with tear gas at the South Park townsfolk during their turkey trot, Hegseth, sitting in a helicopter, tells his audience that he is about to take out the "narco-terrorists", and slides down onto the street using a rope as the lyrics start playing. He proceeds to jump at people to bring them down, filming himself as he's doing so and posing in front of the captured townspeople. The montage abruptly ends when Detective Harris and Mitch Murphy drive up to him as he's mindlessly shooting into the air with a machine gun.

The song later continues as the credits roll.

Lyrics

During the Episode

Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche
Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche

Acting like a tough guy
Posting it around the world
Making lots of content
Like a little teenage girl

Pete Hegseth's a fucking douche
Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche

During the Credits

Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche

What you gonna do
Now everybody's laughing at you
Your kids are gonna hear this
And their friends will watch it too

They'll be singing
Pete Hegseth's a fucking douche
Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche


Songs from Season Twenty-Eight
A Christian Woman | A New Baby at Christmastime | Joy to the World | I Want to Know What Love Is | If I Didn't Care | I'll Be Home for Christmas | Pete Hegseth is a Fucking Douche | Peter Thiel Knows About the Antichrist | Sister Christian | Tonari no Totoro | Tubular Bells | We're Heading For a Crap Out | Woodland Critter Christmas

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Twenty-Eight | Season Twenty-Eight