Mr. Conners
Mr. Conners is the former wrestling teacher at the South Park Elementary. He appears in the Season Thirteen episode, "W.T.F.".
Background
Mr. Conners was fired due to the lack of interest among the students in real wrestling. Principal Victoria confuses the sport with W.W.E. type events and cites the dramatic adult story-lines in the newspaper as well as mistaking wrestling videos on his iPhone with "gay" pornography.
He was also a highly accomplished Olympic wrestler as his living room was filled with awards and trophies.
He appears in "Wok is Dead" back at South Park Elementary during the faculty meeting wearing a new 'head coach' uniform.
Appearance
He wears a gray wrestling singlet. He also wears large, gray and white sneakers, long gray socks, a gray kneecap on his right knee, and white protective headgear.
- Images of Mr. Conners
Mr. Conners teaching wrestling to a few male fourth graders.
"This is not wrestling!!!"
Mr. Conners after being fired.
Mr. Conners wrestling a security guard.
Mr. Conners about to fire a rocket at the WWE president.
"This is wrestling!"
Mr. Conners as Head Coach in "Wok is Dead".
Personality
Mr. Conners appeared to be very devoted to wrestling, even going as far as to try and kill the W.W.E. President Vince McMahon, in order to show people what real wrestling is. After giving a heartfelt speech to the Wrestling Takedown Federation audience, Vince McMahon offers him a job and proclaims "Sir, that was one of the finest wrestling performances I have ever seen". Mr. Conners accepts the offer, backsliding on his former hatred of the W.W.E., now that he is recognized for his real wrestling talents.
References
| South Park Elementary staff |
|---|
| Bev | Coach Miles | Girls' Volleyball Coach | Herbert Garrison | Kindergarten Teacher | Mitchell | Mr. Conners | Mr. Derp | Mr. Garrett | Mr. Harris | Mr. Meryl | Mr. Thompson | Mr. Wyland | Mrs. Streibel | Ms. Bronski | PC Principal | Pearl | Preschool Teacher | Recess Supervisor | Richard Adler | School Librarian | Strong Woman | Substitute Teacher | Unnamed Bus Driver |
| Former |
| Diane Choksondik | Jerome "Chef" McElroy | Jose Venezuela | Margaret Nelson | Miss Claridge | Mr. Mackey | Mr. Slave | Ms. Ellen | Ms. Stevenson | Nurse Gollum | Principal Victoria | Randy Marsh | Veronica Crabtree |